Ahhh my fucking lip!!

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  1. sam the dnb man

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    On saturday I was playing for the Adult team and A long ball came over the top so i rushed out to recieve or punch the ball.
    Well upfront the other team had like a 6ft6 striker and he went to header the ball.
    I managed to punch it out but got an elbow in my face during the process....
    I had to get straight up incase they scored.
    There was blood everywhere....It didnt really hurt though.

    But now its got all infected...there is a huge slice on my top lip and when i eat or drink it kills.
    I wake up every morning with my top and bottom lip stuck together aswell..so it wont heal lol.
    Im trying to eat spaghetti on toast and i cant eat the spaghetti.
    fuck
    it kills
    its all infected
    its a really deep slice

    Any advice to make it better?
    Ive used salty water...i even put pure salt on it to see if it would help but it killed like a bitch and didnt do anything after.
     
  2. ac

    ac I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Stitches. I had to when I fell over in kiddy school and opened up my bottom lip on a perfectly squared stone step.
     
  3. sam the dnb man

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    yeah think i do need stitches.

    theres definatly gunna be some sort of scar.

    I cant be fucked to wait 4hours in a hospital tho
     
  4. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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    Don't Drink Beer!

    and drink scotch.

    Listerene w/ alcohol will hurt like a bitch but will pull the infection out. Or you can use epsom salts in warm water to draw infection out.
     
  5. sam the dnb man

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    reckon im gunna get me some scotch 2moro.
    I used some colgate wash shit last night but it ran out.

    does hurt like fuck tho haha.
     
  6. djhektikz

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    gargle sum TCP and lick your lips with your tongue that should help.
     
  7. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    Soak in anti bacteria cream, fully
     
  8. sam the dnb man

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    just bought some cillit bang.

    hopefully that does the trick.

    If not im never working with barry scott again(refer to youtube for previous work)
     
  9. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    every time i see that i think it says clit bang lol
     
  10. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    Its a pain aint it!

    I was playing hockey in high school (many years ago!) and some idiot swung to much and hit me in the face with the hocky stick. My pointy tooth (can't remember what they are called!) went all the way through my lip and out the other side. Thats left me scarred.
     
  11. sam the dnb man

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    the pain has gone..its finally healed!
     
  12. Ch4ndler

    Ch4ndler I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Lol thanks for the update, hows the sleep goin?
     
  13. sam the dnb man

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    no sleep as of yet.

    still gotta go out later right after i perfect some dirty synth thing im making