afro-centrist lord of the rings

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by satanic steve, Oct 21, 2015.

  1. satanic steve

    satanic steve exalted pirate

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    wouldn't it be better if Gandalf had dred locks, if Boromir looked like chef from south park?
     
  2. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    scuba steve said he'd knock you the fuck out
     
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    No no, Mr. Karnage. Us good Christians turn the other check to sinners like Steve. We let Jesus give the almighty slap of holy dick to others. As the bible says, love the OP but hate the fag of OP. In other words love the sinner but hate the sin. Also, @satanic steve did you know proper names are normally capitalized? And do you know Jesus? Also, Scuba Steve says take a bath. A baptism with Jesus gets soul and butt cleaned.
    One more thing, I prayed long and hard to Jesus to get you help and God replied,
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    IS this who you want to be steve? The power of Christ compels you!
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Oh its on!!!
    RACE WAR!!!!!!!
     
  5. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    praise the lord
     
  6. satanic steve

    satanic steve exalted pirate

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    could you concentrate on the theme of the thread instead of deviating off topic about me and scubs?
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  7. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    satan doesn't love you
     
  8. satanic steve

    satanic steve exalted pirate

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    did he tell you that after ramming his 36 inch thorny cock up your gaping chocolate ass?
     
  9. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    i beat someone up for calling me a chocolate mousse

    fuck with me
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    above all, fuck with satanic, scuba! he said he could take you, and kicked your dog!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    he did. we all heard it. well, saw it. but still, right!
     
  12. satanic steve

    satanic steve exalted pirate

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    If i ever call you a chocolate treat and you lay a finger on me I'll tell the police. muhahahahahahahahahahaha

    well that's threatening, intimidating behaviour, I might have to call....you guessed it! THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    thats fighting talk @Scuba_Steve !! are you going to stand for that!!!?
     
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    satanic steve exalted pirate

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    he'll stand for anything he's a bitch niqua lets nail him to a cross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    snitches get stitches
     
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    again with intimidating behaviour, i think if you act out on this aggression you'll either find yourself a Betty in a cell or a banana on section.....
     
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    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    haha they can't catch me
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    its true. karnage could outrun a freight train and usain bolt if they just wrote "police" on his chest, chanting "oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
     
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    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    you got it

    i can leap the highest walls and dodge the fastest cars with the agility of a gazelle

    yeah i raced someone once and he gave up after several strides and called me a gazelle