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  1. Phat_Sam

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    Perfume adverts specifically. Always irrelevant bullshit. What the fuck?

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    I was saying this to my wife the other night. These ads are a load of pretentious spaff
     
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    haven't seen an advert in months....it's great.

    well, aside from the unavoidable billboards and such but i never pay any attention to those anyway.


    for reals though, stop watching TV and download adblocker...it's liberating.
     
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    No.

    I've never understood the reason for them. You're never going to be able to demonstrate how something smells over TV or the Radio or posters. I guess people need to know the product is out there but jesus... The Brad Pitt one is making me particularly irate at the moment. He didn't need to do that. It's for women's perfume anyway. He hams it up so badly. I rate him as an actor normally but he's made himself look a grade A wanker.

    Don't get it...
     
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    3 letters..

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  6. Phat_Sam

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    Huh?
     
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    I miss the 'don't die or kill someone today' safety adverts.

    Alvin Stardust wearing one glove with a giant pinky ring, dishing out road crossing techniques to divs.

    The dont run over and kill a child at 50mph pissed, drink sensibly and run them over at 30mph, that way they'll likely survive and live out the rest of their days in a wheel chair.

    Don't fall a sleep with a fag on, next to loads of paper and curtains and stuff, it'll end up like guy fawkes night.

    I wanted to see how far they would go with the adverts. Like warning about drinking bleach. or eating asbestos.
     
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    The sex panther commercial is the best. Did you know 60% of the time it works every time.




















    I love lamp.
     
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    Scarlet johanssen in that dolce and gabanna advert doe.....
     
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    pet food adverts annoy me. why do brands make their pet food more posh than others?. like this sheba advert



    why?
     
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    for once the hormone addled teen is right
     
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    i've just said this not two days ago, in fact it may have been yesterday.
    "i'm not going to be the person you expect me to be anymore".

    WTF
     
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    Yeah think it may be time for adblocker, they annoy the shit out of me on youtube. Also I hate the fact they are always louder thatn whatever it is you were watching
     
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    they also stream faster than the actual video you want to watch
     
  16. Phat_Sam

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    Yeah, this annoys me. The fuck is that about?