Actually falling asleep at work...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RocksteadyUK, May 10, 2012.

  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2007
    Messages:
    7,753
    Likes Received:
    198
    Location:
    Peckham
    So... decided to get on it last night.... no sleep... well... done that annoying thing where your lying there trying to get to sleep but its just not happening... so you end up thinking about a load of bullshit and promising yourself you will never do it again and then end up watching porn that starts of with standard 1 on 1 bobs your uncle porn... and ends up with midget gangbangs and assorted filth... so yeh... The guy next to me just woke me up... BRING ON 5PM!!!
     
  2. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2008
    Messages:
    3,922
    Likes Received:
    84
    Location:
    Brighton
    savage man, not about being at work in a state like that.
    i hate it when u kinda close ur eyes and semi drift off, then hear a noise that snaps u out of it, u shake urself awake and then wonder how long uve been sat like that
     
  3. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2009
    Messages:
    5,589
    Likes Received:
    948
    Location:
    London/Sheffield
    mate, I swear I mastered sleeping with my eyes open at my last job. would just sit there staring at the computer with literally nothing going on through my head. 10 mins later, would come out of it, and carry on like nothing happened.
     
  4. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2008
    Messages:
    1,496
    Likes Received:
    15
    Location:
    cambridge
    I find regular stand up sessions helps and drink loads of cold water.

    Do not for one second think that a cheeky 5 min nap in the toilets is the answer, 2 hours later you will get woken up by your P45.
     
  5. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2009
    Messages:
    1,227
    Likes Received:
    16
    Location:
    Abergavenny / Cardiff
    we have all been there...

    good luck , hope the time goes fast!
     
  6. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2007
    Messages:
    7,753
    Likes Received:
    198
    Location:
    Peckham
    Just tried to give that go. thats some serious skills you got there!! problem is... my eye lids just keep giving in!

    hahahahahaha!!! mate... that thought has passed through my mind several times today. but that happened to me before! luckily i was working at an estate agents at the time.. so was just like... "yeh... i was on a viewing... what?? you didnt see me come in!?" hahah


    Cheers mate! im gonna fukin need it i swear...

    you know whats worse... the paranoia... my nose is blocked like a muvva fuker... my boss is an ex cop... and all thats going through my head is... THEY ALL KNOW... THEY KNOW... DONT LOOK THEM IN THE EYES! hahahaha
     
  7. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2009
    Messages:
    8,038
    Likes Received:
    736
    Location:
    Canada
    bob your uncle is in porn?


    im sorry that was terrible.
     
  8. Fire starter

    Fire starter Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2010
    Messages:
    1,158
    Likes Received:
    20
    Go sit in the corner and think about what you have done.
     
  9. $pyto

    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2008
    Messages:
    5,001
    Likes Received:
    223
    Location:
    South-East London
    This is why I now smoke pollen/charus in the week..no stupid oversized skunk zoots that I normally fall asleep to at 12pm...wake up at 3am and finish the rest..then have a complete stone-over for the whole day

    Get home after work & gym and do it all again lol. Then maybe the pub, oh how we live such a healthy lifestyle in the UK. Thank fuck for America (for once)
     
  10. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2003
    Messages:
    18,697
    Likes Received:
    1,944
    Location:
    Watford
    Nearly happened to me at work yesterday. Crook has had a cheeky sleep when he used to work here too.
     
  11. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2007
    Messages:
    7,753
    Likes Received:
    198
    Location:
    Peckham
    ahhh man... boss just caught me snoozing. literally sat at my desk reading an email... then next thing... ive got a scottish guy tapping my shoulder!! hahahaha... luckily he's in a good mood and proceeded to take the piss!

    TODAY HAS BEEN A BAD DAY!!! 45min left though!
     
  12. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2010
    Messages:
    4,799
    Likes Received:
    262
    Location:
    Room 2 @ Fabric
    Erghhh. Reminds me of a heavy night at playaz. Was on call the weekend, got in at 9am spangled out my nut still on Saturday morning. I get some Ribena and a zoot and lie down, close my eyes and prayed for sleep, less than 5 minutes I get an auto alert email... Servers failed... 2 minutes after that the phone rings. I hop in the shower and get on the train back up to London. Was fucking horrible.
     
  13. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2003
    Messages:
    18,697
    Likes Received:
    1,944
    Location:
    Watford
    "OOOCCH RRRROCKSHTEADDY/SHKIMO. WHAT ARE YEEOU DOIN A-SLEEP BOYO? I'M NEY PAYIN YE BY THA 'OUEEER TO KIP OOON THA JOOOB. NOW WHERE'S MY IRN BRU? I GOT 4 WEE BAIRNS TO FEED!"
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2002
    Messages:
    10,547
    Likes Received:
    2,521
    Location:
    www.easternpromiseaudio.com
    you utterly unhealthy so and so look i lost my count. after one. hey i need a job can i have a job
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

    Joined:
    May 27, 2009
    Messages:
    4,375
    Likes Received:
    3,781
    SLEEP WITH SKIMO
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2002
    Messages:
    10,547
    Likes Received:
    2,521
    Location:
    www.easternpromiseaudio.com
    look im in a bitchin band ok. im bangin all nuns and i dont got a stupid job anymore. so watch cartoons and drink all day. shit in a bucket. fuck all night and party all day. i cant for the life of me figure out how to feel about this. fuck all night and party. all. day. suicide does sound better all the time, but im too beautiful to hurt.
     
  17. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2005
    Messages:
    7,243
    Likes Received:
    67
    Location:
    Somewhere over the flyover
    once got so Drunk I ate a microdot then fell asleep. 3 hours later woke up, felt fine..walked to work...still fine...not even a buzz..ah well that 'll teach me....go into canteen...get my brekkie sit down...BOSH full on Peak ..tripping all day at work. Nice. A mistake I made about 15 years ago and never again
     
  18. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2010
    Messages:
    4,924
    Likes Received:
    98
    Location:
    The Northernmost Point of Kent, UK
    Yeah Acid and work doesn't seem like a fun one

    And for some reason I imagine your boss being the guy from the book Filth
     
  19. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2005
    Messages:
    7,243
    Likes Received:
    67
    Location:
    Somewhere over the flyover
    Never read it, but at the time my boss was my dad, I was a stores porter in a London hotel....interesting times so they were...lol
     
  20. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2007
    Messages:
    7,753
    Likes Received:
    198
    Location:
    Peckham
    hahaha!!

    Thats one thing you havent done Moskiballs... YET... ;-D

    You in a bitchin band!!?? What is it just like a mother meeting... sat around a table drinking tea and eating french butter filled scones... bitching about their husbands!?? cause if you in one of those bands... i deffo want to be involved.. can i join?? I love the sound of it.

    hahahahahahahaha!! aww mate!! fuk that! you just reminded of a story... ill have to stick in the brool story thread.. but long story short... was living with a few mates and used to make bolognese on a weekend for lunch at work for the next week... anyway... they decided it would be funny to put a whole load of shrroms in with the sauce without me knowing (i used to do the traditional italing way of literally leaving it to simmer for hours and hour).... then lunch time comes round... eating my bolognese... an hour later... POW!!! trippybollocks... giggling.. the lot...