acrobatic single-celled eukaryotic organism

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Could jizz survive on the moon, I wonder if any of the Astronauts were asked to wank on the moon to see if it would survive. I wonder if this happened and there is a microscopic jizz colony living on the moon, trillions strong, but still not able to be seen through the Hubble telescope. Acrobatic jizz doing performances to the Earth every night, thinking that they are celebrities on Earth.
 

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I think your on to summat, maybe the moon is covered in a microspic layer of jizz, of all different jizz cultures, using the jizzanator to fight other jizz colonies in the area, thankfully weve done nothing to irritate them yet so I dont think the jizzanator would be faced our way. But I think we need to speak to the FBI about some kind of jizzanator preventor before its too late.

ALL HAIL THE POWER OF THE JIZZANATOR!!!!
 
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