Abraham Lincoln

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Original Nuttah, Mar 18, 2009.

  1. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete VIP Junglist

    Feb 18, 2008
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    England, Gloucestershire.
    1) Is Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

    "My girlfriend looked very presidential after I gave her an Abraham Lincoln."

    2) A sexual act where you do your girl doggy style in the back of a theater balcony, then after you shoot your load all over her ass and back, yell SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! then jump off

    "I did an Abraham Lincoln on my girl the other night but then broke my ankle on the dismount."

    Hahaha :rinsed::rinsed::rinsed:
  2. APERone

    APERone YO, SHIT'S MAD ILL SON. VIP Junglist

    Feb 26, 2009
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    New York
    I like the one where you do doggy, pull out and keep masterbating, but drool onto her back acting as if you came, then when she turns bust in her face