a thread of endless possibilities

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by SIRUS, Apr 16, 2010.

  1. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    you can discuss anything in here.

    talk about silk socks. talk about your favourite brown thing. talk about the benefits of wearing sandles.

    post a drawn pictures of a funny lady in a silver boob tube robbing a man in his pants. a recording of a whetherspoons toilet in leciester sq uploaded in flac format, maybe.

    even do a vicious racism if you don't mind taking a ban.

    just vomit a wealth of your brain activity into the lake of expression that is this thread.

    GO!
     
  2. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    I just had cheeze and crackers and loaded up on ginko. niceeeeeeeee
     
  3. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    You know what I want to talk about? I wanna talk about the post-sex split pee stream. That's right, you just smashed one out or finished having sex and then you go to take a piss. But what happens? Split-pee stream. Pissing like the devil's tounge. Some goes in the toilet some goes where ever the hell it wants to go. All over the seat. All over the floor. Perhaps all down your leg. All thanks to some dried up man-milk inside your junk. Can it be prevented? Possibly, with some dilligent cleaning after you done with yourself. But who really wants to commit to that after your finished abusing yourself? Anyone wanna share their experiences with this wonderous, yet annoying feat of the human body?
     
  4. SmallVictoriez

    SmallVictoriez Teen Pop Sensation

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    Annoying, Spliff? "Pissing like the Devil's tongue" is quite symbolic to most of the stuff I do previous to this phenomena taking place.
     
  5. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i suggest mutual water sports is included after your joint groinal love explorations.

    it is sordidly invigorating.

    although a proper shower will be needed after, unless you like smelling like a corner shop hobo.
     
  6. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    SmallVictoriez Teen Pop Sensation

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    Badass site.. Can't stay up too late playing with it though, I'm going on hour 26 of no sleep

    Beware of volcanic ash, g'night.
     
  8. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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  9. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    i had cheese and crackers too not long ago. They are the shit!! simple but so damn good.
     
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  11. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    when i go to sleep..... this is what i look forward to upond waking up...
    [​IMG] [​IMG] and [​IMG]
     
  12. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    So touching on what Logikz was saying a few days back about Mountail Gorilla's having 3cm long penis'. Got me wondering which is the largest proportionately to body size in the animal kingdom. Answer is the Argentinian Blue Bill whose penis is 20cm long, about half its body size, though 1 has been recorded as having one 43cm long.

    Heres the fella, quite unassuming, dick must be resting on the river bed in this picture

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I want to know what it feels like to be HIV positve, as in the physical feeling.

    Is it like having a cold? Or is like receiving blowies from a toothless Yak?

    I feel this is an issue that should be addressed in this thread.

    In before - "Ask your Mum" :rolleyes:
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    thats curious james, i thought it was the artic squid who was the most well endowed. i heard that once. can people stop talking about octopi for fucks sake there must be something else to talk about why the hell does this keep popping up in conversation what are you insane
     
  15. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Flux capacitors
     
  16. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    i was under the impression it was some sortof bat that has the biggest cock. i am sure i picked that up from some attenborough show or other.

    if not i am having very sordid dreams about the man again
     
  17. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Chronology of Idi Amin's military promotions

    1946 Joins King's African Rifles
    1947 Private
    1952 Corporal
    1953 Sergeant
    1958 Sergeant Major (acting as Platoon Commander)
    1959 Effendi (Warrant Officer)
    1961 Lieutenant (one of two of the first Ugandan CO's)
    1962 Captain
    1963 Major
    1964 Deputy Commander of the Army
    1965 Colonel, Commander of the Army
    1968 Major General
    1971 Head of State
    Chairman of the Defence Council
    Commander-in-Chief of the armed forces
    Army Chief of Staff and Chief of Air Staff
    1975 Field Marshal
    1979 His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada
     
  18. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Ewoks:
    Cuddly comedians
    or
    a menace to society?
     
  20. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    it is however the giant octopus which has the biggest eyes on the planet. its about the size of a handball. and the intelligence of a cat. and a life time of around 2 years, or so well it was short at any rate.