A mate´s girlfriend..a pain in the arse

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  1. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I can´t describe how I hate her..she´s like 12 in the head (well she is 18) and aaaargh!
    Phoned him 5 minutes ago or what, talking to him and he was obviously driving. Suddenly I hear that cunt (she has always to make sure you know she is there) screaming and hitting the horn, shouting LOUD at some pedestrians or what..WTF?! HE was driving! The he tells her like in the gayest tone ever to not do this and she continued shouting and I didn´t get a word. Next thing I realised is he´s gonna pick me up soon. Not really what I´m into now. That stupid girl live is the last thing I want to have now. Anyone else sharing similar shite :teeth:
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Sounds like you love her, your fucking jealous aint ya, c'mon the signs are obvious. Always thinking she'd be better with you. He's probably fucking her right now you know, does that bring a tear to your eye?
     
  3. DeeGun

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    Naw..not really. She´d obviously be worse with me. But I think he´d be better without her..maybe I should considering being ghey.
     
  4. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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  5. DeeGun

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    I´m sorry to bore you Rich, I´m bored aswell..but you could have posted something original^^
     
  6. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    tbh mate i thought this was going to be one of them threads where someones like i used to have a cool mate but now his stupid bitch has made him boring threads... which i can jump in on, cos i was one of those guys once and a fair few of mates have succumed too...


    i dont get what the problem is, shes just a stupid bitch yeah? happens mate, and there is nothing you can do! subtly remind him of fun he had before her perhaps?

    WOMEN: CANT LIVE WITH 'EM, CANT KILL EM!
     
  7. DeeGun

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    Its a kind of a problem tho because there is more involved than "he´s not cool anymore". Still its only a thread in a forum. :teeth:

    For instance - would a normal woman give her man a call to pick up her up, knowing that he´s wasted as fuck?
    What would she probably say if he hugs a tree because he drove like shit. - He´s too late! - :lol:
     
  8. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    well obviously she needs a slap in her gobby little mouth my friend.
     
  9. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Girl sounds like a plank, bitch needs a womping...jump up stylee
     
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    sounds like she needs a cock shoving in her mouth to me...











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    Sounds like you have already made that consideration subconsciously - But this thread confirms any disbelief you may have had.
     
  13. DeeGun

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    I sure need counseling on this one..shame there is no american grizzly anymore.
     
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    To be fair i hope your not one of the geezers that gets all gay and moody when there mates get birds just cause they cant get none! one of my mates has literally NEVER liked any of my birds because his life is just sitting in smoking weed ruining his self confidence, so he makes up things in his head like hes waiting for the right girl to find him. Its all down to jealousy he cant stand to see his mates happy because he isnt.

    If thats not the case just tell you mate to grow a pair
     
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    to be honest if she asks him to pick her up wen hes wasted an he does it hes the mug
     
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    I hope he was using his handsfree
     
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    I have a mate who has a mildly annoying gf. Every time they are together somewhere the girl ends up dramatically walking away at some point and the guy goes after her, followed by at least 30 minutes of him trying to find out what the fuck is wrong with her.

    When mixing at his place and she was there, she always ends up shouting something idiotic over me and my mates' conversation and then gets angry when he doesn't stop what ever he is doing and indulge her.
     
  18. DeeGun

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    Naw mate, its not like that - its true that I´m not in a relationship atm but I really need a rest from all that. Another mate that I have, his girlfriend is like polite and nice and now thats what I´m talking about and not that thing I was referring to upstairs in this thread. I always got along with gfs of mates except this one. She´s a horrible leech too, none of my girlfriends ever was it. There is a simple plan behind that..sitting in that all men round, moaning about and getting home early.

    Funny stuff, told him yesterday. He called me with his gfs mobile..I was like wtf!!??
    Iphone & Prepaid..now thats LOL.
     
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    You should wreck her rectum
     
  20. DeeGun

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    You´re right. But she should at least realize that he can´t drive - she insists on it - also when she is near her damn home, which was the case. She could have walked by foot and freaked out because he told her he´d come later. Still a cunt. He obviously does this to not have any trouble. I´d have shut the phone, period.