a joke which deserves it's own thread

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Cat Gas, Aug 15, 2010.

  1. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:

    'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

    And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...What the hell does 'ternative' mean?
     
  2. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    ali^ Bigtingsagwarn

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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    "Roadrunner21
    Sometimes I produce."

    This would be one of those times.
     
  5. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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  6. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Shit thread really
     
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    What was the point of this thread? Maybe you should spend more time producing and less time making retarded posts
     
  8. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    Can we beat up the next person to post that joke with a pink strapon?
     
  9. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    :(

    I was doing both actually :(

    Also this thread won't make sense unless you visit the sick jokes thread semi regurlarly.
     
  10. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I hope I won
     
  11. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    My wife said to me "If it wasn't for gravity I might still have great tits".

    I replied "Well, if it wasn't for light, reflecting various wavelengths of colour and shade into my retinas I might still want to fuck you".