6 million ways to croak..which one u want

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Jul 12, 2009.

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if you could choose, how would you kick teh bucket

  1. In my sleep

    4 vote(s)
    26.7%
  2. Death my sex

    7 vote(s)
    46.7%
  3. A bullit in the head

    3 vote(s)
    20.0%
  4. Toaster in the bath

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Jump off a bridge

    1 vote(s)
    6.7%
  6. Drown in my own poo

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I wanna go natrually pissing and shitting myself on teh way with no dignity and a bunch of loosers at my bed , no sex for 40 years and no teeth for longer

    If your choice ain't there post it up
     
  2. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    HA HA Check the typo..death my sex...of course is meant to death by sex, but I can't edit the fuckin poll can I :rolfl:
     
  3. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i'd suicide bomb myself into a 20 tonne bucket of fish (y)
     
  4. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    interesting way to go.
     
  5. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    where is the "jump off a cliff into a pool of jelly made from shark faces" answer to the poll?? eh!

    lol
     
  6. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    getting sucked off by a fat bird whilst taking a huge hit of heroin and jus before i od i cum everywhere in her mouth.
     
  7. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    6 million ways to die, now man choose. sp:mc.
     
  8. Junglist_007

    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    Drive by hang out the window and spray.
     
  9. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    "6 million ways to die.... So i chose"
     
  10. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    As long as I dont get lost at sea im not really fussed, would be nice to go in a huge fireball tho. (y)
     
  11. stfc_lad

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    As long as its in a posh hotel room with several high class hookers and a couple ounces of pucker cocaine, i dont really mind what the cause of death is. At least i wouldnt be able to feel my face anyway
     
  12. Controller

    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    Typical saturday night then Hektikz?
     
  13. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    except the heroin! overdosing is the way foward if u wanna dig yourself an early grave:rinsed:
     
  14. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Sounds like a plan.
     
  15. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    I dont get how people say that drowning is the most peacefull way to go, as I cant imagine anythin less peacefull
     
  16. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    I'd dress myself as spiderman and jump off some roof with "how do i shoot web?" sign on my hands.
     
  17. Controller

    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    I'd rather bite a tablet of poison and shoot myself in the head.

    If it's good enough for Hitler it's good enough for me :twisted:
     
  18. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Innit just...

    Freaks me out, next to burning has to be the most horriffic way to go.

    My all-time ultimate fear is dying in an Airplane Crash, simply can't imagine anything worse, can incorporate any of the harshest ways of dying, plus you're usually with relatives/friends doing something nice, then it turns into the most horriffic death scene imaginable in a flash...

    Awful. :(
     
  19. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Mammary asphyxiation FTW!!

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  20. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    As long as it's not fire, water or long term illness, I'm fine with it.