50 Shades of Grey NSFW

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Anyone seen women reading these books!??


They are fukin DDDIIRRT!!! proper dirt bag material! It must be some sort of craze going on amoung women cause i literally see several women readin one of the book everytime im on the train.


Funniest was yesterday... woman sat on the chair closest to the isle... saw what she was reading so had a little peek at it myself.... serious dirt.... anway had a huge smile on my face... then from no where she looks up and I instinctively do that thing where you look away and pretened you wasnt looking... but you both know you where... ahahahahahaha... and yeah... before you know it shes put it back in her bag looking all red faced and embarresed!!! hahahahahahaha


So... get home last nihgt... and my mrs is reading it!!


Good thing about it.. after 5min of reading she's all horny as fuck and is well up for a dirtbag sesh!! ya naahhh mean!! haha


So yeah... moral of the story is... get you mrs to read it.
 

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a dirt bag sesh you say ?

hahahahaha!! awesome mate! :D
i myself, cant read :( sounds stupid but adhd is like that.. i cant make sense of large amounts of texts, only small!

but! my misses can read , although, if i buy her a book she is gna know what im up to cos it isnt like i can say its a really good book haha!! fuck it i think its worth a try..
 

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here, colors in irish sign language. best i could do with this one im fraid
 
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a dirt bag sesh you say ?

hahahahaha!! awesome mate! :D
i myself, cant read :( sounds stupid but adhd is like that.. i cant make sense of large amounts of texts, only small!

but! my misses can read , although, if i buy her a book she is gna know what im up to cos it isnt like i can say its a really good book haha!! fuck it i think its worth a try..
Either that... or just spot a girl reading it... and make a bee dive for her.... shes guarenteed to be horny..... Who ever wrote this book and made it popular for women to read is an absolute fukin genious!
 

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Either that... or just spot a girl reading it... and make a bee dive for her.... shes guarenteed to be horny..... Who ever wrote this book and made it popular for women to read is an absolute fukin genious!


it was her!!! erika leonard.. fuck it , if she can make women horny from a book id bang her!c haha
 

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ive seen bare birds reading it on the train aswell

i was sitting opposite this milf and looked over at her and shes reading it, im thinking who names a book 50 shades of grey. and im getting a proper look at the cover trying to see whats it all about. then i give up and two minutes later she puts it away and look out the window. then a few minutes later she looks over and i give her a smile and she smiles back. that was the end of that
 
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I can cosign this.

My Missus has been reading this all this week, it's great, I get piece and quiet for a couple of hours then I get my leg over!

I asked what was happening in the book last night and aprantley Mr Grey was getting blown off haha.

I'd rather just watch porn myself!
 

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I can cosign this.

My Missus has been reading this all this week, it's great, I get piece and quiet for a couple of hours then I get my leg over!

I asked what was happening in the book last night and aprantley Mr Grey was getting blown off haha.

I'd rather just watch porn myself!
hahahaha!! yeh but women are stranged arent they!!?? they'd rather make up their own images and imagin all that shit..... men.... we're lazy... we just want to see some 18yr old cheerleader get ganged by 50 men...
 

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On the contrary my dear friend. The very idea of dismissing this book is Gay. In fact it is probably the most gay of gay gays that think this book is gay.

Lets look at the bigger picture....

10 Million copies have been sold world wide. This means... 10 Million women have read a book that describes sex that even the most dirtbag of men would be satifiied with receiveing from their mrs. Therefore these 10 million women are now finally understanding that what was once a strange/odd/dirty request from their boyfriend is actually pretty normal. So therefore.... this means... 10 million women in this world are primed and ready for an all out assault of male sexual imagination.... anal sex.. normal.... gagging... normal.... tying them up... normal... ya naahhh mean....

So... Mr Hyper Deeva.... it is you that is of the queer folk.
 

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that shits so rank man! completely put me off. hahaha BASTARD YOU! i just text my mrs to ask what part she was up to and start to work it... ready for this evening... then POW!!! Shit fountain from some chicks bum hole! LIVE INSIDE MY OFFICE.... an office full of Salvation Army people at that!! haha
 
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