50 girls you would rather pork than lily allen

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spiderfran286

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so we was having an arguement about the skank that is lily allen.....i said to brof i can name 50 girls id rather fuck than her.....he told me to name 50. so here i am.
feel free to add your 50 girls u wud rather fuck than lily allen....

In no particular order.....

1. Jenifer Aniston
2. Elisha Cuthbert
3. Holly Willoghby
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Ana Kournikova
6. Vida Guerra
7. Maria Sharapova
8. Halle Berry
9. Jessica Biel
10. Jessica Simpson
11. Jessica Alba
12. Beyonce
13. Cameron Diaz
14. Lucy Pinder
15. Rosie Jones
16. Carmen Electra
17. Christina Milian
18. Elle MacPherson
19. Eva Mendes
20. Nadine Velazquez
21. Lizzy Caplan
22. Lyndsy Fonseca
23. Keira Knightley
24. Jennifer Lopez
25. Salma Hayek
26. Cheryl Cole
27. Sarah Harding
28. Nadine Coyle
29. Scarlett Johansson
30. Gabriella Cilmi
31. Melyssa Ford
32. Megan Fox
33. Britney Spears
34. Ellie Goulding
35. Pixie Lott
36. Jennifer Metcalfe
37. Nathalie Emmanuel
38. Gemma Merna
39. Jorgie Porter
40. Frankie Sandford
41. Una Healy
42. Rachel Stevens
43. Hayley Williams
44. Avril Lavigne
45. Georgina Chapman
46. Jessica-Jane Clement
47. Thaila Zucchi
48. Suzi Perry
49. Katy Perry
50. Preeya Kalidas


there you go sam. a special version of the thread in the "general" section....
 
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Keira Knightley is skin and bone.

She's minging.

Most of them are fit, but still not on par with Lily
 

richie_stix

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Keira Knightley is skin and bone.

She's minging.

Most of them are fit, but still not on par with Lily
yeah, the fuck? i hate kiery knightly... she has this stupid face that is supposed to be acting...



this face = scared, shocked, aroused, confident, happy etc etc
 
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Youve done a numbered list of and i qoute "50 girls youd rather pork then lilly allen" what is wrong with you? what you getting out of this?
 

Joey AdhD

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my mum,
$martys mum,
alz's mum,
barnesy00's mum,
Brofski's mum,
charlie131's mum
CRoOK's mum,
Dj Jammin's mum,
DJ Spliff's mum,
dnb in ya face's mum
EvezDroppin's mum,groelle's mum
herojuana's mum,
hyperd4eva's mum
Moskits's mum,
]jmzmaloney's mum,
logikz's mum,
luciduk's mum,
MC DONKEY DICK's mum
richie_stix's mum,
Roadrunner21's mum,
Russla-DJ's mum
Sc0tty's mum,
Scatcat's mum,
TeddyBizzle's mum,
My nan
$martys nan,
alz's nan,
barnesy00's nan,
Brofski's nan,
charlie131's nan
CRoOK's nan,
Dj Jammin's nan,
DJ Spliff's nan,
dnb in ya face's nan
EvezDroppin's nan,
groelle's nan
herojuana's nan,
hyperd4eva's nan
Moskits's nan,
]jmzmaloney's nan,
logikz's nan,
luciduk's nan,
MC DONKEY DICK's nan
richie_stix's nan,
Roadrunner21's nan,
Russla-DJ's nan
Sc0tty's nan,
Scatcat's nan,
TeddyBizzle's nan,

in no paricular order.
 

CRoOK

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joey, is that a list of mother of everyone who is currently online? id pork my mum before lily allen, but whenever i bring a girl home she insists that i see to her first. its a warm up with someone im comfortable with
 

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which of my grandmas though... cos one is dead and one is alive, but porkin her would probs kill her, so it's up to u...!
 
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