50 girls you would rather pork than lily allen

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  1. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    so we was having an arguement about the skank that is lily allen.....i said to brof i can name 50 girls id rather fuck than her.....he told me to name 50. so here i am.
    feel free to add your 50 girls u wud rather fuck than lily allen....

    In no particular order.....

    1. Jenifer Aniston
    2. Elisha Cuthbert
    3. Holly Willoghby
    4. Angelina Jolie
    5. Ana Kournikova
    6. Vida Guerra
    7. Maria Sharapova
    8. Halle Berry
    9. Jessica Biel
    10. Jessica Simpson
    11. Jessica Alba
    12. Beyonce
    13. Cameron Diaz
    14. Lucy Pinder
    15. Rosie Jones
    16. Carmen Electra
    17. Christina Milian
    18. Elle MacPherson
    19. Eva Mendes
    20. Nadine Velazquez
    21. Lizzy Caplan
    22. Lyndsy Fonseca
    23. Keira Knightley
    24. Jennifer Lopez
    25. Salma Hayek
    26. Cheryl Cole
    27. Sarah Harding
    28. Nadine Coyle
    29. Scarlett Johansson
    30. Gabriella Cilmi
    31. Melyssa Ford
    32. Megan Fox
    33. Britney Spears
    34. Ellie Goulding
    35. Pixie Lott
    36. Jennifer Metcalfe
    37. Nathalie Emmanuel
    38. Gemma Merna
    39. Jorgie Porter
    40. Frankie Sandford
    41. Una Healy
    42. Rachel Stevens
    43. Hayley Williams
    44. Avril Lavigne
    45. Georgina Chapman
    46. Jessica-Jane Clement
    47. Thaila Zucchi
    48. Suzi Perry
    49. Katy Perry
    50. Preeya Kalidas


    there you go sam. a special version of the thread in the "general" section....
     
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  2. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Keira Knightley is skin and bone.

    She's minging.

    Most of them are fit, but still not on par with Lily
     
  3. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    yeah, the fuck? i hate kiery knightly... she has this stupid face that is supposed to be acting...

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    this face = scared, shocked, aroused, confident, happy etc etc
     
  4. youarecosmic

    youarecosmic Monster

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    Youve done a numbered list of and i qoute "50 girls youd rather pork then lilly allen" what is wrong with you? what you getting out of this?
     
  5. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    proving a point to borf... plus annoying the general section (y)
     
  6. charlie131

    charlie131 Well-Known Member

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    not one of those are you going to tick off your list
     
  7. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    my mum,
    $martys mum,
    alz's mum,
    barnesy00's mum,
    Brofski's mum,
    charlie131's mum
    CRoOK's mum,
    Dj Jammin's mum,
    DJ Spliff's mum,
    dnb in ya face's mum
    EvezDroppin's mum,groelle's mum
    herojuana's mum,
    hyperd4eva's mum
    Moskits's mum,
    ]jmzmaloney's mum,
    logikz's mum,
    luciduk's mum,
    MC DONKEY DICK's mum
    richie_stix's mum,
    Roadrunner21's mum,
    Russla-DJ's mum
    Sc0tty's mum,
    Scatcat's mum,
    TeddyBizzle's mum,
    My nan
    $martys nan,
    alz's nan,
    barnesy00's nan,
    Brofski's nan,
    charlie131's nan
    CRoOK's nan,
    Dj Jammin's nan,
    DJ Spliff's nan,
    dnb in ya face's nan
    EvezDroppin's nan,
    groelle's nan
    herojuana's nan,
    hyperd4eva's nan
    Moskits's nan,
    ]jmzmaloney's nan,
    logikz's nan,
    luciduk's nan,
    MC DONKEY DICK's nan
    richie_stix's nan,
    Roadrunner21's nan,
    Russla-DJ's nan
    Sc0tty's nan,
    Scatcat's nan,
    TeddyBizzle's nan,

    in no paricular order.
     
  8. CRoOK

    CRoOK Audio Artillery

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    joey, is that a list of mother of everyone who is currently online? id pork my mum before lily allen, but whenever i bring a girl home she insists that i see to her first. its a warm up with someone im comfortable with
     
  9. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    which of my grandmas though... cos one is dead and one is alive, but porkin her would probs kill her, so it's up to u...!
     
  10. DjTiesticles

    DjTiesticles Well-Known Member

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    I can see what this has to do with music
     
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