50 Birds I would rather fuck than Lily Allen.....

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  1. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    so we was having an arguement about the skank that is lily allen.....i said to brof i can name 50 girls id rather fuck than her.....he told me to name 50. so here i am.
    feel free to add your 50 girls u wud rather fuck than lily allen....

    In no particular order.....

    1. Jenifer Aniston
    2. Elisha cuthbert
    3. Holly willoghby
    4. Angelina Jolie
    5. Ana Kournikova
    6. Vida Guerra
    7. Maria Sharapova
    8. Halle Berry
    9. Jessica Biel
    10. Jessica Simpson
    11. Jessica Alba
    12. Beyonce
    13. Cameron Diaz
    14. Lucy Pinder
    15. Rosie Jones
    16. Carmen Electra
    17. Christina Milian
    18. Elle MacPherson
    19. Eva Mendes
    20. Nadine Velazquez
    21. Lizzy Caplan
    22. Lyndsy Fonseca
    23. Keira Knightley
    24. Jennifer Lopez
    25. Salma Hayek
    26. Cheryl Cole
    27. Sarah Harding
    28. Nadine Coyle
    29. Scarlett Johansson
    30. Gabriella Cilmi
    31. Melyssa Ford
    32. Megan Fox
    33. Britney Spears
    34. Ellie Goulding
    35. Pixie Lott
    36. Jennifer Metcalfe
    37. Nathalie Emmanuel
    38. Gemma Merna
    39. Jorgie Porter
    40. Frankie Sandford
    41. Una Healy
    42. Rachel Stevens
    43. Hayley Williams
    44. Avril Lavigne
    45. Georgina Chapman
    46. Jessica-Jane Clement
    47. Thaila Zucchi
    48. Suzi Perry
    49. Katy Perry
    50. Preeya Kalidas
     
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  2. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    As I said in the other thread, yes they're fit, but not on par with Lily.

    And Knightley is a skeleton.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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  5. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    out of all 50. you can only pick out one.....face it.....lily just aint that nice....
     
  6. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    What does my first sentence say fran?

    And you said she was fit. now she's "not even that nice"
     
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    lilly allen is a complete muut! wudnt do it with a bag over her head. i could name about 1000 id rather fuck than her!
     
  8. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    rite lets clear one thing up.....lily allen is fit in her own right yes.....but compare her to most "fit" girls on this planet and she dont even register man.

    anyway, why are we argueing about women.....come back to bed baby....
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    i'd stick it to her! big time charlie potato!
    i could probably list 50 birds i would prefer to do, but i wont.
    I'm not exactly fighting off celebrities with a stick or any other homemade weapon at present.
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Not only is she a pig, shes a massive cunt.

    Double trouble :2thumbs:
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    I would like to add her to the list.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    2. Bald Eagle
    3. Chaffinch
    4. Heron
    5. Tree Swallow
    6. Pelican
    7. Brown Creeper
    8. Goose
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    10. Duck
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    ive been waiting for this reply since i posted the thread
     
  14. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    This!

    Fran go find yourself a little emo bird to lez off with :teeth:
     
  15. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    Lily is just a savage skank thats been tarted up a little bit with all the cash shes made from her bullshit "music" so all the wronguns go for her.

    A'la Brofski

    :D
     
  16. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    scooty! i knew u wudnt like this thread....
     
  17. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Lily is too much of a woman for a boy like you :D
     
  18. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Imagine if it was all a hoax and it turned out Lily Allen really had a pussy. There'd be a lot of sad faces round here I tell you now.
     
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    Add Susan Boyle and Anne Widicombe and you got yourself a list. Would'nt mind a bit of Maxine Carr either.
     
  20. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    woman and lily allen in the same sentence...never thought id see that....

    a boy? im not the one named after every 16 year old lads mode of transport.....