5 Facts About Sub Focus

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  1. Mattix

    Mattix Sub Focus anyone?

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    Here are 5 facts you may or may not have known about Sub Focus

    1. He was in the same class as The Brookes Brothers when they were 5 years old.

    2. He once at a scorpion.

    3. He is half Dutch

    4. He once unwisely poured vodka into Goldies pocket for a joke.

    5. He hates celery.

    Courtesy of Knowledge magazine.

    Isn't that pleasant!
     
  2. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    huh? :confused:
     
  3. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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  4. Junglist_007

    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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  5. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    I heard sub focus knows two facts about ducks, and they're both wrong...

    could be the stig actually, but who knows these days...
     
  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I wish Goldie would have taken expeption to the vodka thing & done a "Redeyes" on him.

    :teeth:
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I'm guessing "ate" :confused:

    He needs to talk to RevTech :)
     
  8. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    I heard that Subfocus has agreed to give up his first born in exchange for a commerically successful first album.
     
  9. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    i will sleep well tonight now.
     
  10. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Haha I literally just realised thats what it was suppost to say before I read your post.
     
  11. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Subfocus can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.

    Subfocus beat the Sun in a staring contest.

    Subfocus Norris CAN lick his elbow.

    Subfocus has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
     
  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    He defo goes to the same hairdresser as Andy, Friction, John B, Gary Barlow & Brian off Big Brother.

    GHD man dem.
     
  13. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    is subfocus gay???
     
  14. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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  15. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I miss read that as garly glitter then, now that would have been worrying.. I suppose the GHD man demz aint a lot better :confused:
     
  16. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    hey thanks for this thread
     
  17. Mattix

    Mattix Sub Focus anyone?

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    He was also raised by 6 cats all of whom wrote X-Ray.
     
  18. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I heard is real name is Alex.

    Is of Eastern European decent & has had a penchant for inserting things in his Urethra from the tender age of 11.

    He has since moved on to the distension of & insertion of objects into his anus & has had one internal injury of note, hence the 3 year production dry patch.

    I wish he would go back go to inserting things in his Urethra.
     
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  19. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    your face.

    No, he was with a girl at the last ram @ the end and they looked 'together' if you know what I mean.
     
  20. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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