4 Things I hear My bird say nearly every day

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    1. I have a Headache
    2 I'm Tired
    3 I feel ill
    4 I'm Cold
    Ha ha ...she is sound though so I'll let her off :miss_rep:
     
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    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    I want sex?
     
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    lets meet up :2thumbs:
     
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    The_Jungledon www.FreelanceJunglist.com

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    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    1. i dont think we should see each other any more (as a threat when she doesnt get what she wants)
    2. you dont care about me at all (when i give her shit for acting a fucking fool)
    3. dont look arrogant (note the 'look' she actually says 'look', she actually gets angry with me when i make faces at her)
    4. im on my period
    5. ive missed my period
     
  8. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Things I say everyday:

    1) Did you take the pill?
    ...

    That's it :p
     
  9. mazafaka

    mazafaka Just listen to DNB

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    learn him to say 'Fuck you faggot!' :)) That would be nice... a friend is comming and... fuck you faggot ;))
     
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    soundgirl Queen of the Stupids

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    you should add 'get your boner out of my back, i'm trying to sleep' to that list. :rolleyes:
     
  11. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    If you can't get it up, they complain.

    If you can't get it down, they complain.

    There is nothing that says "I love you" more than a big boner on the guy hugging you from behind. Diamonds are for fat rich bastards who can't get it up.
     
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    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    1. will you stop taking photos of me in my underwear ...!!!

    2. have you stolen my dirty underwear and sold it on an auction site again ....!!!

    there the main 2 problems i had with me last lady friend lol ..
    single @ present >> NOW YOU KNOW WHY LOL <<

    :) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  13. mazafaka

    mazafaka Just listen to DNB

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    How much does costs a bird witch you could learn to speek? :)
     
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    soundgirl Queen of the Stupids

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    ha, none of those things spells 'love' to me. if the best thing someone has to offer me is their penis, i'd rather go without.

    lol at the diamonds bit, though. i guess that's sad but true :)
     
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    soundgirl Queen of the Stupids

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    and don't you just love language barriers? ;)
     
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    mazafaka Just listen to DNB

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    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    The penis might not be the best thing but is a great thing! :D
     
  18. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    As it goes apparently I sleep molest...try to shag her and when she says "It's 3in teh morning leave me alone " for teh 20th time I fall asleep again...and I never remeber ...errr honest :evil:
     
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    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Just the like drunken shag the night before that has you smiling in the morning and all proud of yourself at breakfast and she then says she doesn't remember it. Or the orgasms.
     
  20. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    5. How could you post that on the internet that's our personnal life !!! :fuckjoo: