300 Circus Fleas Wiped Out By German Spring Freeze

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Truely a sad day I think Youd agree. Though I never actually thought these things were real always thought it was some kind of ancient technology that was used at these things. Even more baffling to me is that a scientist has managed to scramble 50 new fleas together to keep the show rolling. Are fleas extremely magically blessed to learn performance skills at short notice? Is it only German fleas that are capable? Are the Germans the only nationality that pays to watch such shit?

    Give me some flea information?
     
  2. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Fleas can live for about 100 days.
    Fleas do not fly. They jump from one place to another.
    A pair of fleas can produce 400-500 offspring in their lifetime.
    A flea can jump up to 8 inches high. That is 150 times its own height. If you could do this, you'd be able to leap over even tall skyscrapers!
    63 species of flea are found in the UK. About 10 of those could be found in homes
     
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