3 Things you have to add to the shopping list of win ..

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    we need to look after each other ...

    so heres three things from the supermarket you need to add into your life to make it better ..

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    Mint Shower Gel , wash ya spuds with this ... trust me .. it wakes up ya wang, feels all cool and minty fresh .. its great .. and more chance of gettin noshed f you smell like ya got a polo in ya japeye

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    this for quick munch up .. just mix it with pasta, throw in a handful of sweetcorn , maybe some chicken ... not exactly heston blumenthal cooking , but its quick and easy if u cant be bothered to cook... and its tasty as ..

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    ^^^^ BEST SAUSAGES man has created ... from lidl's ... bratwurst i think, you get bock-wurst aswell which are good... but these are better... unbelievably tasty on a barby with brown suace... trust ... if you pass lidls... get ure sausage out ...


    feel free to add to the shopping list of win ..

    buying one grape is also advisable, the scales rarely register it ... you get it free ... if you do this regularly, and go shopping every 10 minutes, you end up with a free bunch ... appy days
     
  2. groelle

    groelle Well-Known Member

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    yeah man. bratwurst. :D
     
  3. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i would love to eat your german sausage all day .. and cover it with my brown sauce .
     
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    groelle Well-Known Member

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    stay in cue. way too many girls wanting to do that ^^
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Tea tree and mint- don't wash your balls with that shit. I ain't feeling that choice..lime yes ...v nice
     
  6. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Im with Ethix on the mint shower gel, its a feeling like waving your wang in a bush of soft nettles b2b a blowjob from a snowman, that might sound like the weirdest/wrongest description on shower gel but its true.
     
  7. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    1. Beer

    2. Whisky

    3. Some crisps maybe? kettle chips would do.
     
  8. Olllie

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    And just a quick heads up, saw these in boots for only £1 the other day
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Fuck getting that shower gel anywhere near your nuts. If it gets inside your japeye it fuckin kills.

    Lidl have the best sausages ever though their standard ones are 95% pork, compared to Tesco which is like 65 or somethin.

    On the subject of balls, talcum powder them heavily after a shower/at any time of day. Rediscovered this a couple of weeks back, they have been smoothly gliding past my thighs ever since!
     
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    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Copious win.


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    fillet steak
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    kronenbourg blanc
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    that'll do, i'm not fussy.
     
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    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    BDS Active Member

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    TIGER ROLLS
     
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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    a heavy duty wearing 1.8L stainless steel thermos flask

    binoculars

    hunting knife


    i have all three, and they are serving me well as i angrily sit outside patrick kielty's house.
     
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    sorry....needs more doritos cheese nacho dip
     
  16. EWOKS

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    tiger rolls !SO MUCH FREAKIN WIN !! ... MAN CAN EAT TIGER BREADZ WITH JUST BUTTER SHIT TASTES SO FYYYYNNNNEEEEEEEE

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    WHY, WHATS HE DONE ... ?? ... or is it just coz hes patrick kielty and he takes the piss out of everyone, and hes quite clearly a complete fagturd
     
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    haha, i was on this today, me n 2 of the boys, tiger bread and butter.
    also my mrs went to town tody, i told her to get a bread knife because i kept fucking up my tiger loaf. true story maan.
     
  18. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    BDS knows about the kopparberg!!!
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Tiger bread is victory in a loaf.
     
  20. EWOKS

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    no man should settle for any less than tiger bread .. and the correct carving tools must be used.. i agree. tell you what tho , i ate loads once and got the worst heart burn :( ... next time ill just eat half the loaf