2011 so far...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Phat_Sam, Mar 8, 2011.

  1. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    has been one of the worst years of my life.

    What a cunt.

    2 close friends have died. Unrelated reasons.

    I had a fucking awful birthday.

    Uni is being an absolute bastard.

    To top it all off, a nice big mouldy cherry on the top of this shitheap cake, my girlfriend of 2 and a half years cheated on me just over a month ago.

    I'm not breaking up with her because I'm pathetic.



    Can anyone top this? Fuck this year.
     
  2. luciduk

    luciduk Active Member

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    ouch dude. perhaps you need to find something to help you through these tough times ... maybe cannabis wont hurt so much lol
     
  3. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    Na. Bottom of a bottle instead. Just moved house so I don't know any dealers round my new ends.


    Oh yeah... I have a horrific chest infection too.
     
  4. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Sorry to hear man, hope everything works out for you
     
  5. ali^

    ali^ Bigtingsagwarn

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    it'll make you stronger when you come out of the other end bruv
     
  6. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Arr come on man its not all bad, you got 1000 posts this year ;)
     
  7. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    1000 posts is a bonus. I'm happy now. lel
     
  8. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    chin up, sam. i'm sure things will turn for you soon enough.

    think positive. you've basically got a free pass to cheat on your bird at least once with no comebacks.
     
  9. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    Haha. Was thinking that. I don't want to though. I couldn't ever make her feel the way she's made me feel. No one deserves that. Except maybe criminals...
     
  10. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    well if you don't use the free cheat pass, you can still always play the guilt card when she moans about you next.

    "fucking hell, sam, you are soooo annoying, why do you always leave the toilet seat up?"

    "it could be worse, i could have cheated on you!"

    BOOM! GUILT CARD.

    *note: if you use the guilt card, always use it sparingly, and probably at a better time than my example.
     
  11. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Feel for you mate. Stay strong coz you never know what's round the next corner...:2thumbs:
     
  12. Thin and crispy

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    unlucky sam, hope it picks up for you
     
  13. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    Haha. Joker. Yeah I'll probably play that card. Although holding a grudge in a relationship is like taking a pin out of a grenade in a tiny room with no windows and doors. It's bound to blow up in your face init. ahah

    Fuck it. s'all gone wrong!!
     
  14. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    savage mate but its only march
    things will most likely get better.
    my year so far has been extremely boring with various hangovers
     
  15. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    I fucking hope so mate.

    If it gets any worse I might just become an alcoholic... sounds like a plan
     
  16. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    sam drop me a pm, ill help a brother out if u want....
     
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    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    Big up!!
     
  18. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    dont become an alcoholic mate
    i drink abit too much not for any reason just cos im irish but my liver aint great anymore cos of it so i recomend u dont
    just make tunes mix etc too take your mind of it do something productive basicly.
     
  19. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    become a tea-a-holic....nothing a cup of tea and a nice sit down cant sort out....its the English way
     
  20. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i fuckin love tea
    but its addictive have like 3-4 cups in a row but then your breath smells kinda rank.lol