2 dAYS to live

Hey surely if youve only got 2 days to live you can just rape people, by the time the police have caught up with ya youll be at the pearly gates. Unless your doctor is lying to you in which case rape him 1st.
 
got the cure for you, you can be saved. just take a briefcase with 50,000 quid at kings cross around 4 am, open it and pull yoru pants down. there's absolutely no virus or illness that cant be cured with this method. trust
 
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