2 dAYS to live

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by Radius, Feb 22, 2010.

  1. Radius

    Radius Its all a scam so start stealing VIP Junglist

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    Hi my doctor gave me 2 days to live. So please help me to shag as many people as I can whilst I am still alive. Please PM me to meet up for seks
    Thanks
     
  2. Radius

    Radius Its all a scam so start stealing VIP Junglist

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    come on you heartless turds, now I only got 1.47 days. FFS
     
  3. Gumby

    Gumby New Member VIP Junglist

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    hey sanka... ya dead man?
     
  4. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked VIP Junglist

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    I'm up for it if you're dead... The colder the better.
     
  5. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    Hey surely if youve only got 2 days to live you can just rape people, by the time the police have caught up with ya youll be at the pearly gates. Unless your doctor is lying to you in which case rape him 1st.
     
  6. Radius

    Radius Its all a scam so start stealing VIP Junglist

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    YOu bunch of heartless cynical beasts. NOT ONE PM !!!!
     
  7. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member VIP Junglist

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    got the cure for you, you can be saved. just take a briefcase with 50,000 quid at kings cross around 4 am, open it and pull yoru pants down. there's absolutely no virus or illness that cant be cured with this method. trust