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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by jimjimjim, Apr 2, 2012.

  1. jimjimjim

    jimjimjim oldskool

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    hear me now:
    [video=youtube_share;HGHA2XgM0l0]http://youtu.be/HGHA2XgM0l0[/video]


    luv dis tune
     
  2. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    Many congratulations to you sir, im glad to see you did it properly, over 2 and a half years. Shows stamina son
     
  3. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Welcome to the club. I take it your name's Jim?

     
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  4. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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  5. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    damn jim.
    i didn't expect you to hit 1k until tomorrow, the marching band won't be here till then :teeth:
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    jimbo welcome to the big leauge, i looked at your post count earlier thinking it must be erroneous upside down 999 is upside down you get me baddy
     
  7. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    someone watched scrubs today :D
     
  8. wingz

    wingz everyones fav austrian

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    wow, i didn't get such a warm welcome when i hit the 1k despite the fact that i am here since mid 08
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    whoa somebody knows all the boss of the jobs, he fucking showed you theodore, didnt he. and it was the perfect crime, nobody wouldve known if it wasnt for harriot ginger bastard the third. its a german name i believe, you say it different than it reads. since you been outed as a tv watching sexy racist homophobe is there anything youd like to say to the person responsible for you playing that gotye song over and over and over until your brain swells to the size of a balloon trying to escape its package and an airplane crash in your chest brings the fact you fucked up my room to your immediate attention as i shuffle you out of my drive way smoking a marlboro cigarette dipped in nucleus sickle cell anemia my word my old friend what have you become look at you. do you have a nintendo or something. whatever they say about us you wont believe them will you. in my darkest hour.


    and you can shut up wingz. you know what you did.
     
  10. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    ooooh now you've done it, now you've fudged the bucket and gave me too many words to know

    and i would've got away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky harriot ginger's

    90% of my posts are quotes
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    hah! you think thats something? 90% of my posts are written by me.
     
  12. wingz

    wingz everyones fav austrian

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    no? o_O
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    wingz. austria... youre... not the guy that lives next to gumby? gumbys from austria. did you get a picture of me in your mailbox by any chance at all. so whos that guy then. boy do i feel silly. i want to be drunk and high bloated purple dead on a toilet. instead i will go to sleep. hey do you read murakami.
     
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  14. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    are they fook!

    you have some sort of random number generator but instead of numbers you feed it words by randomly flicking through a dictionary whilst wearing a fisher price my first prom dress.

    im onto you sunshine bear.

    r u a bot? pls be honest
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i am not a bot (never ever) leave me alone. im a real boy with real feelings and the words what i say ill have you know are highly deliberate. call me on my bullshit will you very well but know this, ive felt up a vomiting wretched bastard butter face mong with huge lips in my day and when you come in from behind and shes busy hurling anyway chances are she wont know who it is and you get away with it maybe
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    You know Ted...I've always wanted to tell you something...and now I think it's time...

















































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  17. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    dave, ur here too.


    cucumbers are 90% water
    jesus could walk on water
    i can walk on cucumbers
    therefore i am 90% jesus
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    this is quickly becoming real champion thread. there is real wit afoot and computer illiteracy and i just got an email from that dancer chick saying she wants to hear my voice and dear me. what to do what to do. but lets not ponder my situation in this thread too much, something much more important is taking place. theodore is just getting his first taste of what its like being an adult in todays society and he does not seem to take to his medicine. bitter is not your preference is it theodore, no, i suspect your favor goes to something different entirely.

    your a mong. thats what. there. take it. and run with it. and let me hit it. with my hand. and face it.
     
  19. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    You can only be jewish if your mother's jewish soooo...we'd need to see your mums birth certificate really.









    If it says 'jewess' on it then I'm with you 90%...
     
  20. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    :lol:
    i find that offensive

    now i hope mc midget dancer puts thumbtacks down ur japs eye