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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by madknob, Aug 18, 2014.

  1. madknob

    madknob Member

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    Is there any point of buying the Native Instruments Traktor Audio 2 MK2 for music production? I mean does this thing makes sound, sound better than normal computer soundcard?
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Anybody ever seen a cats dick?

    I've never seen one, wouldn't even know what it would lool like...

    I knew some weird cat woman that frigged her cat off with a cotton bud cus it got too randy during its season & woulf stay up wailing for cat cock allnight...

    Shes dead now.
     
  3. Mania

    Mania i fukin wot m8

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    its fucking traumatizing
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    supposedly it is barbed. which is why the female makes that infernal racket the whole time. haha a barbed penis wtf is evolution tying to tell us. im joking, but that is some seriously strange evolution. survival of the fittest and giraffes stretching their necks and how lizards skin are the same as the jungle floor or sand, and then a studded dick. i am wise and science.
     
  5. miszt

    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    it depends what sound you want to make, its smaller than a normal computer sound card, so slamming it against a wall gives a much less satisfying thud and crash





    ps. yeah its a nice little audio interface with pretty good latency, but don't expect to do anything other than play 2 stereo channels out at once)
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Ugly Americans was a top show. Gutted it got cancelled.
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dude i knowwwwwwwwwwww. it was brilliant.

    come to think of it, thats where callies three-hole is. brilliant.
     
  8. madknob

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha nice username madknob, most droll, well done, dear expensive valued and elderly old boy
     
  10. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i was right? i how is that even possible! exactly was i right?! that doesnt make sense, lerkl, ook at that thing, thats really really disgusting
     
  12. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Well I have a boner
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HAI DAN also, is it barbed
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I think g-d is a misogynist who really really hates female cats.
     
  15. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    When i found this out I genuinelly thought it was a joke for like a good few months! Does the same apply to lions and shit then? imagine getting raped in the jungle by a big ol' spikey lion dick - 10/10
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i knowww, and did you know lions have to conceive around 300 times per female for there to be a baby? and there is one king for every lion pride and an average of three to eight females, so you do the math bro
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I think you mean fuck rather than conceive? Otherwise that's a lot of miscarriages.







    Btw I've been listening to some live Kraftwerk stuff recently and my god do they make Gary Numan look really shit. Where do you stand in the Numan -v- Kraftwerk debate Karl?
     
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    Do they have male/female babies 50/50? Where do all the boys go? At a DnB in Wolverhampton??
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    shut up jamie. soooo they dont say conceive when they mean "make a baby"?

    ah shit just checked websters, turns out they dont. well this is akward
     
  20. Mania

    Mania i fukin wot m8

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    learn your sex words carl or youll end up in an unexpected mess. A nice but crazyeyed broad asks you concieve on the second date. Before you know it, twin karl jr's on your doorstep after 9 months.
    Vocab is important karl
     
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