1000s of Bees In The Back Garden, Ideas?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Right at the bottom of the garden is 1000s of bees buzzing, they are forming cloud in the sky 20 foot high. I sent the dog down to investigate, she doesnt seem too bothered, but I'm not going down there just yet. They seem to be from next doors garden, but they aint doing anything about it.

    Any advice?
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    everyone knows the answer to this one. buy 10 liters of honey, smear IM DISSAPOINTED IN YOU DAD as big as possible on their garage door and wait.
     
  3. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    man dnt go down there - call or go round to ur neighbours and ask them wahts goin on, tell em that they better get rid of them or ur gonna call someone and they'll do it for them (plus they'll have to play no matter what) if they're keeping beehives then there's laws about how they can do that and I' pretty sure they can't have like 1000s of been flying around in a swarm through other people's gardens
     
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    harry hill reccomends skinning them and using them as pea warmers.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    What about a flamethrower of some description?
     
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    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    bees on leashes?
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Right they aint there at the moment but they disappeared this morning but came back. Do they live there or are they using it as a breeding ground, going off home then coming back every few hours. I cant hear any noise at the moment, but I suppose that doesnt mean theyre not there. This is all confusing stuff
     
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    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    if you got one big enough go for it, but if ur using a deodorant can and a lighter then u better be able to run fucking fast!!
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    What about if I put a barrier of burning petrol in front of them. Then used a lighter and a can of Lynx.
     
  10. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    aggg aggg agg aggg ... ye , this reminds me of the time , my dad said, if he won millions on the lottery, he would build a straight road going direct from his house to his work .... to avoid wasting petrol and being late.
     
  11. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Ok.

    Invite 12 mates round your gaff for a 'adventure day' in your back garden.

    Instruct them to bring lynx and lighters. then you'll have TWLEVE flamethrowers. Not just one.

    Then you can tacticly penetrate the hive and fall back and change up when needed.

    It'll be your own personal war day.


    Also. you can make mortar shells out of almost empty lynx cans and some string.

    Stick the string down the japs eye of the can, light, put into a tube wide enough to fit the can in. And blow...REALLY hard into the hive.

    Can't stress the REALLY bit enough.

    Otherwise you'll be missing your eyebrows/half a face for months.
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    surely 12 mates + you = 13 flamethrowers? or is one pussy sitting this one out?
     
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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    The one sitting out would have to be JMZ.
    A general never gets his hands dirty ;)
     
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    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    bees dnt have a breeding ground, well they do but that's the nest - next time they dissapear sneak over and put a load of explosive stuff inside the beehive (watch out they'll leave a few behind to keep watch) and then wait til they come back and blow the shit out of it (also film it)
     
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    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    go git yerself a fancy new hat
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    try and catch them all in a big net and fly to Timbuktu.
     
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    richie_stix gomby plz

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    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    I should've known