100 facts about the waffle crew

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  1. Rubs90

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    title is pretty self-explanatory, let's see if you people can actually reach 100 facts... i'll start off:

    1. Wafflers don't sleep, they wait

    :orly:
     
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    sam the dnb man Variation

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    wafflers are a good source of starch
     
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    DJHaze I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    3. i am the waffle king
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    4. Wafflers hunt in packs and do it from the back. How else you get to the booty. We do it Doggy Style. All the while we do it Doggy Style. YO MUTHAFUCKING HOOO!!!
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    5. Wild animals never trust wafflers. Toejam was once a lion entertainer at the circus but he bit the heads off of all the lions.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    6. Wafflers are the rum & ass in drum & bass
     
  7. safety

    safety double safety

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    simon is the gheyest name in the known world.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    8. Wafflers know Members Mixes is better than Mixes & Tracklistings
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    9. A waffler once went into General and said "Its OK but its not Waffle". 100 wafflers agreed.
     
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    DJHaze I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    10. nitrous and spiderfran once escaped from the grasp of king kong and amde chuck norris cry.
     
  11. Junglist_007

    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    11.Wafflers will rule the internet.
     
  12. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    58. WAFFLERS INVENTED BEAN BAGS
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    12. Stevie Hyper D R.I.P loved waffle. Hazard doesnt. Go figure.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    13. Fran doesnt eat pussy
     
  15. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    All wafflers love MACHETE
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    89. Nitrous hasnt seen 1992 for ages, has developed a love for Toejam and would like to see Alex play.
     
  17. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    224. A WAFFLER COULD DISMANTLE AND RE-ASSEMBLE A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL IN 10 MINUTES

    IF NEEDED
     
  18. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    hey i was going to say that!

    15. Brofski is gay sometimes.....

    16. Jmz runs on guiness

    17. Aj is Sub Focus's Love Child
     
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    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    And how exactly did you get that title?
     
  20. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Love as in "rather watch their granny being eaten alive by hyenas than listen to it".