10 Polite ways to tell someone their fly is undone

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  1. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort VIP Junglist

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    10. The cucumber has left the salad.

    9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

    8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

    7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

    6. Elvis is leaving the building.

    5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

    4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

    3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

    2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

    1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

    Classics :teeth:
     
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    Radius Waiting for the hammer to fall VIP Junglist

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    Like it...but isn't it MORE fun just to not tell them...nothing better than seeing the boss has a big ole snotter hangin from their nose and lettin them walk around for half a day with it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11:moe:
     
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    Only if theres someone else who you can snigger with :devil:
     
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    Radius Waiting for the hammer to fall VIP Junglist

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    there is teh risk that they might blow that snotter on to you too.....
     
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    Ewwwwwie!
     
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    Your bishop is exposed
     
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    "i see youre open for business"..:moe:
     
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    Things to say when someone tells you your fly is undone.

    "I know, I just prefer it this way"
     
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    I remember one day getting morning wood when my fly was undone and Percy poked his head out for a gander. I don't know if anyone saw it but it was a pretty close call :teeth: