#1 metal album of 2015

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  1. Claus601

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    per decibel mag it's Horrendous -Anareta
     
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    listening to it now, this is not black metal. ok so im going to try and say what this is for metal, without any research. its going to be hard, because i dont know what this is i really dont. its got some of this some of that, metal, and more metal, hard and heavy, bit of thrash even, but mainly death. which is pretty uninteresting to me. this is the albam of the year you say.

    its not decidedly kick-ass (kvelertak) or evil (watain) it just kind of... is.

    metal album of the year is anaal nathrakhs joystream album.
     
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    It's good for death metal a lot of it doesn't do much for me. Anaal is amazing
     
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    Miley Sirus
    She is so Hard Core, Miley don't give a fuck!
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    I would. and she would defintely have THAT face.

    to this tune

    obviously on repeat for about a couple of hours or more. whilst i try to drill out my ejaculatory problems before just giving up, dry, as a hero in her eyes. then crying like pele into a sock, whilst watching brazillian fart porn.

    we may marry but it would be brief, and involve scientolgy and lamas.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    OK question why is the German black metal tappet called 'siriusmo'. Anything about that name that strikes you as familiar
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    TBH, everything metal released after the 80's are pretty shit, with some exceptions. It's 2015 best album according to that magazine? Wait to see their ranking at the end of the year (there's always one) with the best metal albums of all time. I guarantee you that these following names will be in the highest positions: "Master of Puppets", "Reign in Blood", "Balls to the Wall", and maybe anything hair metal. Even if it's not metal.
     
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    You in your 50's bruh?
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    No, I'm not. But, as it seems to be rare these days, I started listening to metal with the bands I mentioned above. Nowadays people believe AX7 is Metallica, and Slipknot is Bathory and, of course, that these bands are BETTER than the old ones, not knowing that most new bands (from 90's and on) copy exactly what these classical ones made back in the 80's.

    Keep in mind I'm not saying everyone need to listen to 80's metal. Just know where all these emo things they listen came from.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    SoOoo. . Is this black veil brides thread or not. Because I think its only fair that I know before hand
     
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    its the same metal album that has been 1# since the 90's, pantera - cowboys from hell :teeth:
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    It's funny you mentioning this band: Once I was watching to some Guitar Magazine video where both guys from this band where playing the riffs of one os their song. Really catchy and heravy riffage, you know? Then, I searched the music video for said song.
    Starts all black, then random shots of the drumkit, then they appear with said riff as intro, all "Hail Satin" posture. The vocalist releases the most utterly high shriek you could ever imagine. At that point, I was O_O.

    And then it came the proper vocals. I swear, it sounds like a girl singing to Barney the Dinosaur. If I where in the toilet taking a dump, it would sound better than that vocalist.
     
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    yeah black veil brides vocalist is shit!
     
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    In fact, I think almost all vocalists in this new metalcore trend sound like shit. AX7 have so many good songs instrumental wise just to be ruined by it's vocalist with his "oh look, I'm almost crying and now I'm in rage and now I want to cry again" vocals. Plus, they recorded an album with Mike Portnoy in the drums and everything Mike puts his hands on are gold to me. That's the only album from this metalcore scene I can listen to and actually enjoy. By imagining Dio's voice over it.
     
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    Fuck, liz is right, I thought hth about it and replace Andy B with dio my. N x¢¢£XX z XX @@@@@@@“¡“¡
    Mvh BBC :
     
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    Hey, bodo. Yesterday I watched some pretty funny shit on youtube: just search "black metal in major scale". You'll find in the results a playlist where the guy plays Cannibal Corpse (yeah, not black metal, but...) in major. Sounds... epic!
     
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    Slipknot is garbage 95% of everything is total crap
     
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    I beg to differ. Slipknot has some of the heaviest riffs I've ever listened, extremely well built and well played. Both drummers (Jey Jordison and the new guy I forgot the name) are between some of the most talented drummers in metal out there and Corey Taylor's vocals have a range and variety that is pretty uncommon in the metal scene. The teatrical stunts in their gigs are akin to their music, as so as their music themes.

    See, you need to analyze and actually listen to the music that is being played. You turn now. Why are they shit?

    On a side note: listen to BabyMetal. Yeah, that's the name.
     
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    plus corey taylor has one of the henchest necks in the game, seriously, does he bench press using his neck?
     
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    Oh yeah? (just like Jamez Hetfield)

    Then I bring thee mr. George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher from Cannibal Corpse:

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