1 in 63,000 Chance an Asteroid will hit Earth in 2032.

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  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    :rofl:
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I hope this doesnt mean a steady diet of disaster movies for the next three decades..
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ill tell you what it means david, means we should do a shed load of k in the park later tonight. wear something warm.
     
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    Gervinho's forehead will save us tbh
     
  6. SAM2010

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    Unlikely then
     
  7. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    This sounds like a plan! Shotgun first on the swing!
     
  8. RocksteadyUK

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    Well to put those odds into perspective...... you are 1 in 500,000 chance of being in an Air Crash.... you are also less likely to die from a snake bite (1 in 100,000 chance).... and less likely to date a super model (1 in 86,000)..... so actually..... the chances are pretty high.
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    wait a minute, scotty, you sound knowledgeable! do you know about the most dread secret of space?
    the walking around the park fucking around on the swings and diving into bushes and climbing trees on an ass load of k? for no reason? other than its totally rad, and once you get your head around that, a whole new world opens up.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    This sounds liken one of those "conspiracy keanu" memes.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    is that the history channel dude with crazy hair that says "aliens"? have you seen his body? that is not the body of someone that has spent their life studying, he is ripped as f¤#k
     
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    No. It's still unlikely.
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    It's as likely as being given one chance to guess this spot..

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    Also apparently it could be a nice little earner according to this guy..

     
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    ZackMRG Circles are Pointless

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    You guys are stupid. We've stopped asteroids before, I watched a whole documentary about it once:

     
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    richie_stix gomby plz

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    BROfessor Tsoukalos
     
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    hopefully... will be in the prime of my life - ready for some post apocalyptic madness
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    thats a silly romanticized view jordan. your world will end at some point, dont take an earthquake or a tsunami, just old age. so its coming one way or another. and if you live long and die from being old, chances are the world will be so different that it will feel like post apocalyptic madness anyway.

    also, if it is being apocalypse, and the monster tsunami hits or the ground caves in due to mega earthquake, you wont feel any different than if it was a terrorist disco bombing or a cruise ship accident, alls it is is your face not getting air for one reason or another, and/or important bits of your body crushing under the weight of something heavy.

    alternatively getting very sick very fast from something invisible.

    or jetboy steals your baby.
     
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    hopefully as in i hope so.

    the next statement is separate as by coincidence would be jokes

    but still i hope so... il probably be dead anyway
     
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