$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds & Whale Penis Leather -

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  1. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds & Whale Penis Leather -

    Whale penis leather ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??

    get pictures below via link

    http://www.pyroradio.com/index.cfm/act/news_details/id/425

    'FEATURES

    1. Ruby Red matte paint2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
    3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
    4. Whale Penis Leather interior
    5. Tungsten exhaust
    6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
    7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
    8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
    9. Additional outside kevlar coating
    10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.

    & THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.'
     
  2. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    why would you want whale penis anywhere near you!? and shame on any cunt who think slicing up some poor whales knob for 'fashion' (even if it is the most hideos fashion statement i have ever heard!)
     
  3. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    oh... and i think this car need to be bullet proof to stop every cunt who had a gun on em at the time from shooting the driver dead for being such a cock!
     
  4. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    whale penis leather? hahahaha....a cock seat for cocks to sit on.
     
  5. st420

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    people can be pretty fucked creatures haha

    like whale penis? is that necessary? makes the car faster perhaps?
     
  6. jimchizz

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    apart from the whale penis leather, that 4x4 looks proper beefy
     
  7. dhalsim

    dhalsim yoga fire

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    that is a classy car :lol:

    "It is inspired by the original playboy Aristotle Onassis` yacht Christina O, which had bar stool seats made from sperm whale foreskin." :wtf:

    how fuckin macho so you need to get???