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  1. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    lol chat to random people over the net! i do sumtimes if i bored at work lol heres my recent convo

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hihihhihihihii
    You: helllo
    Stranger: Mickey mouse
    Stranger: How are u?
    You: your a big bum!
    Stranger: you can't spell
    You: i know where u live
    Stranger: where?
    You: in cuntville
    Stranger: ok no class..bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  2. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    You are trying to access the web page:

    "http://www.omegle.com/"

    which is categorized as: "Chat"

    The Council has developed restrictions to certain categories of site to protect both employees and the public from accessing inappropriate sites.

    :(

    I wanted to abuse some random person.
     
  3. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: boo yah
    You: hi
    You: im naked
    Stranger: im at work
    Stranger: so i cant be naked im afraid
    You: m or f?
    Stranger: m
    You: im at work too
    You: naked
    Stranger: m or f?
    You: m
    Stranger: wouldn't like to work in your office
    You: i use my junk to rape hoes
    You: thats it then
    Stranger: that explains a lot
    You: stay up
    Stranger: will you be my dad/
    You: i am already
    Stranger: really
    You: fo real
    Stranger: why don't you like touch me and stuff?
    You: maximum gay shit ehh dude?
    You: take it easy there
     
  4. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    ou: hi
    Stranger: GIRUGAMESH
    You: thanks
    Stranger: AIDS
    You: even better
    Stranger: U HAV AIDS
    Stranger: GO AWAY
    You: nah... ive got herpes
    Stranger: /B/
     
  5. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Stranger: hello
    You: hi
    You: im looking for love
    Stranger: where u from?
    You: London
    You: u?
    Stranger: brasil
    You: nice
    You: m/f?
    Stranger: m
    Stranger: u?
    You: f
    You: how old?
    Stranger: liar
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: 22
    Stranger: whats your name?
    You: im not lying
    You: sarah
    Stranger: hod old r u?
    You: 12
    Stranger: *how
    You: do you want to meet for schecks?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  6. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: skinboats
    Stranger: aids is awesome
    You: freal
    Stranger: yes ma'am
    You: m/f?
    Stranger: m
    You: gay porn with monkies
    Stranger: holy shit, i'd so watch that
    You: they call me machettte
    You: i get the ladies
    You: bishes dunno
    Stranger: machette \o/
    You: do u know
    Stranger: deadproof
    You: i think i know u
    You: from /b/
    Stranger: yessir, my name is anon and you just lost the game
    You: the legends of gaytimes
    You: u r loser
    You: gaylord
    Stranger: only if there are monkeys involved
    Stranger: gay monkeys
    You: if not?
    You: ass sex
    You: KLBVHKUVFUKH
    Stranger: fisting
    You: 33qi9pubnvgweq9runhgq39pu4h
    Stranger: only way to go
    You: ?
    You: que?
    You: mouth fist
    You have disconnected.
     
  7. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Haha shame i cant access the site at work : (

    Could have passed these last few hours a hell of a lot quicker!
     
  8. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    ive got a good one... still in convo...
     
  9. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: Hi.
    You: m or f
    Stranger: M.
    You: nice
    You: how old?
    Stranger: 23.
    You: mmmm
    Stranger: Your age and sex?
    You: f / 15
    You: why you gone quiet?
    You: do you not love me anymore?
    Stranger: I do.
    You: k
    You: thnx
    You: i love you too
    Stranger: Great.
    You: where in uk you from?
    Stranger: Not UK.
    Stranger: Finland.
    You: thats far
    Stranger: Near,far,where ever you are.
    You: awww thanks ;)
    You: what do you do?
    Stranger: Job? Don't have one right now.
    You: why?
    Stranger: I'm on disability for a while,doing unpaid. Then go to school in autumn.
    You: ok. are you a spastic?
    Stranger: lol,no.
    You: ok i dont like spastics
    Stranger: Just my head hurts sometimes.
    You: are you a virgin?
    Stranger: From not getting love from you.
    Stranger: Yeah. You?
    You: awww your sweet
    You: no im not
    Stranger: And you're 15?
    You: yes
    Stranger: Allright.
    Stranger: You do not hesitate.
    Stranger: Where in UK do you reside?
    You: no... i loke sex
    You: in london
    Stranger: OK.
    Stranger: I might visit London soon.
    You: we should meet up
    Stranger: Do you have MSN?
    You: yes
    You: but i dotn know you very well
    You: im scared
    Stranger: Neither do I know you. But I'm willing to get you on MSN,if you can then show some indication that you are what you say you are.
    You: lets just talk on here i like this
    Stranger: Fine.
    Stranger: What are your hobbies?
    You: just school
    You: and listen to music
    You: u?
    Stranger: Bodybuilding,contortion,voluntary work.
    Stranger: Listen to music as well.
    You: ooohh body building i like big men
    You: im small.
    Stranger: How small?
    You: some boys say they like my bum
    You: 5 foot 2
    Stranger: I'm 5'11. 190 pounds or so. I have lost a lot of weight.
    You: i like
    Stranger: Do you think the male body is beautiful?
    You: yes i love it
    You: why?
    Stranger: It's a subject that fascinates me.
    You: tell me
    Stranger: Yes?
    You: tell my why it facinates you
    Stranger: I just want to understand how girls think.
    You: lol
    Stranger: What's your favourite part?
    You: what would you like todo when you come to london?
    You: i like boys willys
    Stranger: Well,me and my mate would hang out,sightsee,maybe meet my online friends.
    You: cool
    You: i want to see you
    You: naked
    Stranger: OK.
    Stranger: You too.
    Stranger: Or is that uncomfortable?
    You: no not at all
    Stranger: Allright.
    You: i like it
    You: what would you like to see?
    Stranger: In you?
    You: yes
    You: my mum is here
    You: fuk
    Stranger: Everything.
    You: WHO ARE YOU?
    Stranger: Who are you?
    You: your worst fuking nightmare
    You: pervert
    Stranger: Nice stunt.
    You: stunt?
    Stranger: Yeah.
    You: i aint doing back flips muvva fuker
    Stranger: Well,you shouldn't.
    Stranger: I'm not liking this discussion anymore.
    You: why you scared?
    Stranger: I'm not scared.
    You: you
    Stranger: This just sucks.
    You: should be
    You: you suck
    Stranger: If you really are her mom...if there is a her,lol. Then,tell her greetings,OK?
    Stranger: I'm disconnecting.
    You: fuk you bitch
    You: pervert
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  10. Mattix

    Mattix Sub Focus anyone?

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    You absolute don Rock! Ahahahaha!
     
  11. OCR

    OCR SB

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    really shouldn't be going on any more of these things...bad experiences. Anyways...

     
  12. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    i think OCR > rocks
     
  13. OCR

    OCR SB

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    <3



    :rolleyes:
     
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  14. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    LOL check this one out!!!!

    You: hi
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: if you say you're from brazil i'll shoot myself
    You: well this is your lucky conversation
    You: because im not
    Stranger: thank god
    Stranger: brazilians are all over the place.
    You: your not are you? >.>
    Stranger: what do you think?
    You: no
    Stranger: so you are right :)
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: but i had a brazilian ask me why there was so many brazilians on here, then told me he was from brazil
    You: im from england
    Stranger: ooooh nice! i've always wanted to go to england
    You: were r u from
    Stranger: never had the chance though
    Stranger: kansas. middle of nowhere, i know
    You: your not missing out so much :)
    Stranger: aaah. there is something different about england. at least it seems so
    You: the accents? :p
    Stranger: haha not just that
    You: unperdictable bad weather maybe hehe
    You: theres some nice places here, most tourists only go to london
    Stranger: you don't live in london?
    You: no
    Stranger: i don't know.. little places in england seem to be charming. not all agitated like london
    You: yep the country is better
    Stranger: and anywhere in comparison to KANSAS is something good.
    You: :)
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: 20
    You: yourself?
    Stranger: bit younger. 18.
    You: and kansas would probably be a holiday to us britts ^_^
    Stranger: haha no waaay
    Stranger: tourists would never come here.
    You: there must be something decent there to do
    Stranger: hm... let's think. no.. sorry, there isnt HAH
    Stranger: but you know. you grow up here, you get used to the boredom.
    You: so whats the scenery like
    You: farm land?
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: you know those movies where you see hay flying around in the middle of nowhere? just like that.
    You: lol!
    You: you could chase they hay
    Stranger: haha never tried that! maybe i will someday
    You: so what time is it at your place
    Stranger: almost 10pm
    Stranger: and at your place?
    You: 3:50
    You: am
    Stranger: laate
    You: yeah tell me about it
    You: i dont sleep much
    Stranger: me neither actually
    Stranger: but i have exams tomorrow morning. gotta go to bed soon
    You: exams huh? :(
    You: what r u studying?
    Stranger: last year of HS. almost over, thank god.
    You: ^_^ what will you do when u leave?
    Stranger: not sure. leave kansas, for sure.
    Stranger: the good universities are not here haha
    You: hehe
    Stranger: you're the first decent person i talked to here
    You: when you think about america changing states is almost like leaving the country here in the UK
    Stranger: haha. so common here. most people that live in central usa want to go to west or east.
    You: thanks, you too :)
    You: so theres nothing in central america?
    You: or, USA
    Stranger: haha there must be something
    Stranger: not that i know of. but i hope there is a little something
    You: do you think you will go back when you've finished stufying?
    You: studying*
    Stranger: depends on lots of things right?
    You: i guess
    You: u might find a job, or a partner.. anything
    Stranger: if i find a good job and place to live somewhere else, maybe i'll never come back here to live
    Stranger: yeah yeah
    Stranger: that's what i mean.
    You: like i said, everything in the UK is only a few hours away....
    You: you could move from one end of the country to the other... your only a few hours away haha
    You: so what do you study?
    Stranger: haha europe in general is like that. i mean, countries in europe.
    You: ye they r >.<
    Stranger: general things at high school. so you know, everything that school teaches you. don't know what i want to do at university though.
    Stranger: maybe journalism related something
    You: sounds cool :)
    Stranger: what do you do?
    Stranger: study? work?
    You: i used to do electrical testing a few months ago
    You: before that i studyed computers
    Stranger: interesting.
    You: apparently im also a "microsoft certified professional"
    Stranger: HAHA never met a "microsot certified professinal" before
    You: ye, extremely interesting :p
    You: you have now!
    Stranger: what does a "microsoft certified professional" does exactly?
    You: well it qualifies you to be a computer technician
    You: fixing peoples/companies computers etc
    You: saving the PC's from people who cant use them
    You: but i suppose, depending on how you get it, you could be a software engineer or something
    Stranger: i don't know a thing about computers haha
    Stranger: it impresses me that i never broke mine
    You: maybe your not adevnterous enough with it :p
    You: adventerous*
    Stranger: maybe kansas people are unable to be adventerous haha jk
    You: well if they r still there when they could move away your probably right
    Stranger: HAHA
    You: a journalist must be pretty adventerous tho right?
    Stranger: now you got me haha
    Stranger: guess so
    Stranger: but i think that if i leave kansas it will be adventerous enough. and then i'll develop that factor anywhere i go
    You: ^_^
    Stranger: any plans for tomorrow. or today there haha
    You: ill go see my friends, maybe go out for a drink
    You: you?
    Stranger: chasing hay
    Stranger: HAHA
    You: lol
    Stranger: no no. there's a party.. thinking about going to that.
    You: well, its the weekend... no harm right? :)
    Stranger: right!
    You: partys are rare here most people go into the town and drink at bars and nightclubs
    Stranger: if we had nice bars and nightclubs.. yeah, sure, i would go there.
    You: are they the typical old ones you see on the movies?
    Stranger: kind of.
    You: the bar tender has a beared and is always cleaning the same shot glass
    Stranger: they try to make things more modern, you know? but it all looks fake
    You: aah ok
    You: i get you
    Stranger: HAHA the last bar tender didn't have a beard. but they say he got fired. so i don't know about the new one
    You: they told him, grow a beared or your out of here!
    Stranger: but drinking age here is still 21. most places they follow that.
    Stranger: hahaha
    You: aah ye i forgot america has that stupid law
    Stranger: sure. a bar tender isn't a bar tender without hair on his chin.
    Stranger: i know
    You: its 18 here
    Stranger: we can drive when we're 16! but no drinking until you're 21!
    You: :(
    You: the funny thing is
    You: when you go out you could be dancing with a girl and if you ask her age, they are often 16/17
    You: its kinda worrying
    Stranger: that's why my mom thanks god the nighclubs: 1. won't allow drinking for me 2. are really lame, so i don't even want to go to those places
    Stranger: gotta go. need to do some final studying before going to bed!
    You: ok :)
    You: good luck tomorrow!
    Stranger: thanks! i'll need it haha
    Stranger: bye, thanks for the nice conversation
    You: you too, i guess i should sleep :p
    Stranger: haha you should
    Stranger: have fun tomorrow ;D
    Stranger: bye
    You: bye


    Gottcha!
     
  15. gcurt1s

    gcurt1s Buried Audio

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: wadup
    Stranger: yo
    You: youre no stranger
    You: i remember you
    Stranger: I know, right
    You: exactly
    Stranger: this site doesn't work
    You: we met years back
    You: remember
    You: the caravan
    Stranger: yeah, I remember
    Stranger: of course, the caravan
    Stranger: Italy!
    You: yeah man you know!
    You: good times
    Stranger: seriously, I have never been able to look at a grapefruit the same way
    You: I never thought it would fit into a hole that size
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  16. mcbeckzman :P

    mcbeckzman :P bambalachaz™ MC Beckzman

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: wadup
    Stranger: yo
    You: who u
    Stranger: im fine and you ?
    Stranger: im your mom
    You: really
    You: then your dead?
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: im a ghost
    You: shit really?
    You: casper?
    Stranger: boooo
    You: boo you
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: dont boo me
    Stranger: thats not nice of you
    You: ill tell you whats not nice
    You: date rape
    You: ever tried it?
    Stranger: No i didnt
    Stranger: thats nasty
    You: oh its a secret?
    You: ok i undertand you didnt ;)
    Stranger: did you do it ?
    You: Yeah
    You: it wasnt good tho
    Stranger: oh thats bad.
    You: had to keep lubing her up her cooch was like sand paper
    Stranger: yikessss!
    You: i kno
    You: takes the piss duznt it?
    You: then she kept moaning so i cut her head off and stuck my penis in the fleshy side
    Stranger: oh thats nice
    You: talk about deep throating
    You: i was in the windpipe
    Stranger: uhahaha.
    Stranger: and now she's dead ?
    You: yeah shes in my closet i get her out when im bored
    You: oh btw the boy or girl?
    You: you*
    Stranger: girl
    You: fancy cuming on a date?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I even make myself a bit sick sometimes.
     
  17. mcbeckzman :P

    mcbeckzman :P bambalachaz™ MC Beckzman

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    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: I wanna be inside you
    You: deep inside you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    God no one likes talking these days
     
  18. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    anyway, been having some fun

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hey wanna talk dirty
    You: sure
    You: asl?
    Stranger: 16 m usa
    You: 14 f england
    You: EURGH THERES MUD EVERYWHERE!
    Stranger: what cup size do wear
    You: half pint
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: you got any pics
    You: sure, i've got my own website, www.lemonparty.org
    Stranger: fagg
     
  19. knucklez

    knucklez Member

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    You: you
    Stranger: Hello.
    You: hello.
    Stranger: You?
    You: 'ows it goin geezar?
    Stranger: I'm afraid I am unfamiliar with that word.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ---------- Post added at 03:00 ---------- Previous post was at 02:49 ----------

    TROLLFAIL.

    Stranger: hey:)
    You: suop
    Stranger: what?
    Stranger: Asl?
    You: m23uk
    You: u?
    Stranger: Total
    Stranger: Totally*
    Stranger: f15usa
    You: if your gonna trol at least be believable
    You: everyone says 15
    You: 15 or 12
    Stranger: What the fuck?
    Stranger: 12?
    You: f15usa. pics or it didnt happen
    Stranger: Lmao.
    Stranger: Never happened
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  20. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    Whats with all the old school threads?
     

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