Would you perform the Heinlich Manoeuver on a man in a packed sauna?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney CHIEF MINION

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    If he was in urgent need of medical attention?
     
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    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    i doubt it
     
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    if i this involved getting a BJ from him after in said sauna then yes
     
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    jmzmaloney CHIEF MINION

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    What about if it was you and him
     
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    Jmz, you're not trying the ol' Heinlich Manoeuver defence are you? I thought we already proved it doesnt stand up in court. It doesn't matter if you're in a sauna, public toilet, nursery or the defendants bedroom.
     
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    jmzmaloney CHIEF MINION

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    If I see someone cough I immediately perform the manoeuver you can never be too sure, and yes I'm normally naked, but its my right as a human being.
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    i once did blow of a strippers vagina, shit smelled so bad i could barely smell the blow. was like snorting sweaty vag lines
     
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    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    yes
     
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    would you headbutt them after?
     
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    sorry, you'll have to speak up! i'm wearing a towell!
     

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