What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

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  1. rikisdavin

    rikisdavin New Member

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    I have liked this girl for probably about 2 weeks, but i havent produced enough courage to introduce myself. What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?
     
  2. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    "Hi, can i get up in your guts?"

    is a good start.
     
  3. groelle

    groelle Well-Known Member

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    say hello and dont be anything you normally arent. sounds hard, and is, but probably the most honest way is the best if you really want to achieve something bar fucking her.
     
  4. Kofy

    Kofy DJ For dnbheaven.com

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    shout repeatedly

    "SEX NOW"

    Then prepare to get laid....
     
  5. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney CHIEF MINION

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    Wank in your hand and slap her across the face.
     
  6. Acid_Alli

    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    Ask her to vomit in your mouth then drink it, then you vomit in her hair.
    Then ask her lay down then proceed to excrete on her legs. then mix the vomit and fecaes together while having a 1 on 1 game of twister, be sure to be dressed in funny costumes tho (makes it funnier)
    Upon either wining or losing her decision will have been made. upon being accepted collect her period juices in a fine pre-19th century glass, with a cool little slice of lemon mounted on it, have a toast, drink and proceed to talk about fine art and each others most historic influences.
    If rejected retry from the first step.

    Hope that helps :)
     
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  7. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    Why on earth hasnt this thread got at least 5 pages?
     
  8. brett6golden

    brett6golden Brett Golden

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    First develop a good friendship. This is the right path. So first ask for friendship only. Best of luck.
     
  9. Acid_Alli

    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    This method dont work, try my method.
    got my guarantee on it :bone:
     
  10. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    most girls like it if you sacrifice some sort of small animal in front of them...
     
  11. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Pray to one of your sun-god's in front of her. If not, try that "grabbing" method. Worked for those pikey fellows on that prog. Godspeed :2thumbs:
     
  12. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    haha blatently gotta be grabsies. If that fails, proceed to fuck her face
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    could be, could be. but lets be serious for a moment. let her take bubble bath. not with you, alone. you know? thats romantic enough, thats your bitch after that.

    whereas james got a point, i got to give it up for acid alli who comes on strong in the first 100 posts.
     
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  14. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    hopefully your black, black dudes get pussy by treating women like shit. Well, if your not black treat her like shit, fart on her, borrow money, snort blow off her tight vagina, then slap her if she doesn't like your overalls, and when you finally do fuck her, blow your load first then ask if she takes birth control after, cuz you know, its her responsibility
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    damn straight it is. i tell a bitch wheres the condoms she starts to cry. COME ON FUCKING GUY
     
  16. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    give her a smile then say 'alright gorgeous'. if that dont work shes a stuck up bitch.
     
  17. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    No need to! Rohypnol and away u go!
     
  18. Over

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    a trick i learn toolate in my life: say Hello to her making a good smile and feeling a good vibe inside you..if she smileback you made it !
     
  19. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    wave your tallywhacker in her face, preferably while making gorilla noises, and then hump the nearest object, be it a bar stool, table, man etc.
     
  20. djad

    djad leo the lion

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    Walk up to her with your willy hanging out.. cut out the middleman. 60% of the time, it work everytime.
     

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