The Gush. READ IF UR MALE!

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  1. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    the video is just sound. probs nsfw unless u have headphones...

    a medical condition the affects many males worldwide.



    'Groin going off like a sick snake'
     
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    Moskit Currently G13 T-Shirt

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    Could you summarise for the people that can't see at work please Fran?

    Notice i'm calling you Fran now & not Francis... :teeth:
     
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  3. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    honestly, u don't want me to summarize it. u wanna wait till u can enjoy it in its entirety! u will only thank me for it later!
     
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    Moskit Currently G13 T-Shirt

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    I would thank you if I could Francis.

    :teeth:
     
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    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    It's hard to stay soft as a mouse in a big sexy twat.
     
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    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    Also, Raging Speedhorn did a song about it.
     
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    Treazon Myriad Abstruse

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    Is this the one from the guy that did Brasseye? A medical condition thingymajig where you can't stop...
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    honest mate, this is right up your street, i know it!

    'you can't keep up when your firing your moisturiser like a fucked up oil rig'

    yeah, from his radio shows called 'Blue Jam'
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    AND ALL THE TIME HE WAS FIRING THE FUCK JUICE AND HE WAS JUST BEGGING TO BE SHOT
     
  10. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    so u cant stop jizzin? is that what this is about....
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    Prolonged and incessant ejaculation, resulting in death.

    - Dutch Pornstar, Rudy van Winkel
     
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    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    THAT SOUND RANK...THERE ARE SOME CLASS QUOTES IN THIS THO...

    "at the time of his death he wieghed about the same as 3 squirrals" lmao
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    "and when they cremated him, they couldnt burn his testicles...."

    "I threw ice on his balls, Tried to de-stimulate him with a dog carcass"

    "Clutching a supply of dick nappies, trying to cram in as many jobs as possible til the spunk turns red"
     
  14. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Ive been with girls that get EXTREMELY wet. Love it. its like all of your mid section is soaked in maple syrup and manages to creep all the way too your gouch. It makes you feel good about yourself.
     
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    Treazon Myriad Abstruse

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    FAIL Fes.
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    nah i know,. im not about to watch a video about gushing at work, just reminded me of squirters and i like telling my tails
     
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    Hairy muff, at first I thought this was another thread about squirters...
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    dont be jelaous because youve never been with a girl who squirts buckets. your young still :teeth:
     
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    Code:Red Defiant

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    urgh thats ruff, squirt to death...nice
     

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