Stabbed???

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  1. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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    alright crew,

    just thought id let you all know
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    i never got stabbed last night, crazy night like, loads of people out not getting stabbed, madness i tell ya....
    anyone else not get stabbed? was on the news theres been a outbreak of no-knife crime where lots of people have been going out and not getting stabbed

    ill keep you updated with the non stabbings as they dont happen
     
  2. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    Crazy coincidence...........I didnt get stabbed lastnight either!
     
  3. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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    great stuff.....just been to the shop, seen this bloke who didnt get stabbed....i'll keep yas updated
     
  4. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    this one time I went to asda to purchase an extension cable and I didnt get stabbed!
    what a strange day that was.
     
  5. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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    I've just joined an online support group for victims of non-stabbing crimes, we talk about our experiences of being on the streets in total safety, 1 lad's story was quite upsetting, he'd been walking to a local shop in the heart of Glasgow with his usual stab-vest on, he made it home with no threats of violence what so ever, he was so dissorientated at the events of not being stabbed, he stabbed himself when he got home, he said it was a weight off his shoulders
     
  6. DJ Photon

    DJ Photon 1/2 of LUNOS

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    i just smoked a milkshake

    rawwwwkk onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
     
  7. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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    did you not get stabbed in the process though??
     
  8. DJ Photon

    DJ Photon 1/2 of LUNOS

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    dunno by that point i had smoked far too much nesquik so i was unavaliable for deciscion making
     
  9. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    this can't go on, it's political correctness gone MAD.

    what is this country coming to when innocent teenagers and wrinklies are subjected to sustained non-violence in the streets. day in day out, they're not getting stabbed and i for one am ready to make a stand. we must start a youth action group to tackle this pressing issue.
     
  10. EWOKS

    EWOKS Supreme Crab Leader

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    i smell fail
     
  11. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    you smell like a bag of hammers.

    owls.
     
  12. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    detonate ur sig disturbs me lol
     
  13. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I didnt get stabbed today, they missed
     
  14. duffer

    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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    i didn't get stabbed today, i feel very unlucky. Especially as a yardie caught me in bed smoking crack with his wife.
     
  15. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva DJ BUSTER

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    i got stabbed today :(
     
  16. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    WOAH I WAS JUST NEARLY NOT STABBED
     
  17. Dj Dirty Pimp

    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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    work today, i might not get stabbed.
     
  18. sam the dnb man

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    i got stabbed today
     
  19. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    I seen stabbings and they ain't nice.
     
  20. sam the dnb man

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    same, knives are for cowards.

    Ive seen people get bottled for no reason aswell its stupid.
    you can get stabbed for the silliest things nowadays.
     

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