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So I went out last night...

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  1. ApeCat

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    And now I'm painfully reminded of why I've stopped drinking...

    Had good fun though, thought I was pulling this chick, but it was actually my mate who was, I was just chatting her up and having a laugh.

    Social shit is confusing to this monkey, lads..
     
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    I´m with you mate.:ditto:
     
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    Brool story time:

    Just had my mate over, he's got a fucking cold as well so we were slumped watching Kick Ass and talking bullshit.
    He told me last night he almost pulled as well!
    This gorgeous redhead came up to him like "Don't I know you?" and he was all "Err.. No?" but she wouldn't let him go, she was like "Yeah yeah, you used to live with my friends boyfriend, I slept on your couch that time, and you woke me up and asked "You wanna fuck?" and all" so my mate was all like "Yeeeaaahh, you're that chick, nice one!" and she was like "Yeah, I was kinda tired, that's all, but I thought it was cool how you just said what you meant right out and blah blah" thing is he doesn't say what he means, he just says what he thinks right at the moment he thinks it. Anyhow, he says "But you're not tired now, are you?" and she just goes "No!" and he totally fucks right off in the direction of this chick he's obsessed about but never seems to get anywhere with.

    That's it, that's my story...
     
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    Could you put that into a coherent structure please
     
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    My mate just met this bird that once told her she was too tired to fuck while sleeping on his couch.
    She said she wasn't sleepy now.
    He botched it all, chasing fantasy dream girl, then we both watched Kick Ass and I wish I had some high grade right now.
     
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    Foolishness!





    Sorted for draw here though...

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    Cocktease...
     

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