Randomly Deciding Not To Go To Work

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Moskit, Jul 28, 2009.

  1. Moskit

    Moskit Currently G13 T-Shirt

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    Is an excellent idea.

    Xbox b2b Forum b2b Hoegaarden b2b Jack Flash Pipes b2b Rainman b2b Mix b2b Walk the dogs b2b Power naps.

    I hope you're all suffering at work.

    :D
     
  2. Fortune^

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    This is a capital idea. getting my xbox back tomorrow along with a certain amount of green.

    Most importatnly, what was your excuse?
     
  3. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    ive signed into work, booked myself loads of fake appointments, am currently sat in barracuda in scarborough playing internet poker n drinking strongbow.
     
  4. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    I only woke up an hour ago!

    I was up until about 4am though, on the phone to a cockney thug :p

    I hope you're having a nice day :)
     
  5. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    I hope your Xbox get's the 3 red rings, your broadband goes down, you realise you have no beer, or money to buy any, ditto with weed, your DVD player breakdown, your dog attacks you, and you can't power nap because workmen have started drilling outside your house.

    Have a nice day! :D


    (yes I'm jealous)
     
  6. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix Maverick Renegade

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    bastard, what do you actually do?
     
  7. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy Long live the King!

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    Not a lot by the sound of it.
     
  8. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    hahah, i wish i could randomly not come to work, sometimes i randomly dont go home cos i love it in work so much.
     
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  9. Snowy

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    I'm off as well to be fair though I am actually quite ill.
    Besides, if other people can get signed off for a week with 'stress' and then have me see them out clubbing on a Friday night then I don't see why I should struggle in.
     
  10. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy Long live the King!

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    I haven't randomly decided not to go into work for about 3 and a half years now. Things definitely change when you get slapped with managerial responsibilities.
     
  11. Moskit

    Moskit Currently G13 T-Shirt

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    My car broke down, which isn't 100% incorrect.
     
  12. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    am a repairs and maintenance consultant, but most of the time i have fuck all to do
     
  13. Moskit

    Moskit Currently G13 T-Shirt

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    What poker site you play on Dan?

    I'm on Full-tilt & PKR...
     
  14. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Don't you feel just a little bit guilty ringing from your bed 10 minutes before you're meant to be there? Or is that just me?
     
  15. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I do this very often.

    Ring up and say something has come up.
     
  16. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    I get you, wrong cd's in the changer. It's not worth attempting to drive tbh, risky.
     
  17. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva DJ BUSTER

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    U FUCKING BUM MOSKIT... GET YOUR ARSE IN GEAR U SPUNK GUZZELING HOMO
     
  18. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i do this evryday!
    well i dont have a job so yeah!
    but i got lots of money!:D
     
  19. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    Moskit can you take tomorrow off as well and wait in for a delivery for me?

    There is beer in the fridge and you can use my dirty underware as a wank rag.

    Or better still you could go in to work for me and pretend to be me while I stay at home and wait for the delivery.
     
  20. Moskit

    Moskit Currently G13 T-Shirt

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    Wankrag & beer in the same sentence...

    Sold to the man with the red eyes. :)
     

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