perplexing question...

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  1. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    this had me flumoxed... can't decide? doggy style with the fish head thing or blow jobs and tits on the normal mermaid?
     
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    can still get a nosh off the fish plus it wont moan like a bitch so its a no brainer for me
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    good call, but i would go for the one with the face, i know there must be some kind of fish pussy down there somewhere, i aint stupid.
     
  4. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    ah... fraid not logikz, most fish release their unfertilised eggs, then the male spunks on it with NO INTERCOURSE :(
     
  5. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney CHIEF MINION

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    Id take the fish face one, cut it in half. Put the legs sticking out from a bush, fuck it whenever needed. Put the head over me whilst fucking the legs, so that if any rescue attempts come whilst mid stroke, I can run into the bush then run out without the head and say "dear god I thought that thing was gunna rape me next".
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    a bit recursive but very well james. so it does have an opening down there, where the eggs come from, see, that equals pussy to me.
     
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    jmzmaloney CHIEF MINION

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    You could roll the tail into a shape you could fuck
     
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    or just cut new hole, thats what i do anyway with girls so its like im fucking her for the first time standard
     
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    jmzmaloney CHIEF MINION

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    By girls you mean fish
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    and by fuck you mean strangle
     
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    jmzmaloney CHIEF MINION

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    and by hole you mean syphilis
     
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    and by new i mean second hand
     
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    EWOKS Supreme Crab Leader

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    and by second hand you mean rape
     
  14. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Are you having a fuckin laugh?

    Clearly the top half as a woman.

    I can't believe there's been any debate on this....
     
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    jmzmaloney CHIEF MINION

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    What about the top half as a dude and the bottom a swan?
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    u make a persuasive argument! i was set on the merfish but now im not sure!

    male, 30 seeks half man half swan mutant with syphillis to rape and strangle on desert island.
     
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    strangle then rape, much better imo
     
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    the "s" actually standards for swan, see you learn something new everyday
     
  19. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy Long live the King!

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    The Reverse Mermaid would die due to have gills instead of lungs anyway!

    I would take the Mermaid as I could still fuck her mouth!
     
  20. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    gloxxy... it's half fish, half human ie warm & cold blooded... don't get fucking technical on us!
     

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