Michael Bay to make MUTANT turtles aliens....

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  1. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    i still have my TMNT fanclub membership card that expired Nov 1991
    it has raphael on it. which annoyed me at the time because he doesn't have weapons he has two gardening trowels
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    what a dickcheese
     
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    He truly is a nazi.
     
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    Next thing you know he's directing a live action / CGI revamp of the Biker Mice from Mars, but he made them into regular old Earth mice who got in contact with a powerful mutagen in the sewers of Chicago only he'd set the story in New York because fuck you and your childhood heroes.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah ok might work. hes the one who fucked up transformers right? and the last time they tried to do spiderman films they failed horribly, in fact there have been one or two good ones, the rest a complete travesty. good: x-men, wolverine, captain america, iron man, daredevil, followed the original story without any major deviations and good effects, good actors. the rest were a debasing and ugly exploitation, the punisher, the hulk, spiderman, thor, and i cant remember any more right now
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    he is nothing but a childhood rapist CUNT
     
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    Don't usually find myself agreeing with the we3vil... but... I couldn't have put that better myself :teeth:

    You recon they enjoy it? Ruining childhood memories? At least they cant take my street or back garden or old skateboard away from me.
     
  9. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    they can and they will...
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    how can they be mutant if they are aliens that would mean theres normal turtles on the planet they are from therefore making it pointless them being aliens??
     
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    nah... they'd still be aliens... just not mutant. So it'd be Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles... Just doesn't sound the same :'(
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    thats what i mean tho they cant really call it mutant turtles
     
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    Oh I see. Yeah it's bullshit. Why can't they just get someone good behind these films... I wanna see Chris Nolan directing it. Have Turtles within Turtles within Turtles all played by Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman.
     
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    that id like to see
     
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    richie_stix gomby plz

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    yeah, but they might be mutant space turtles...
     
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    yea but i want to see normal space turtles
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    the films sounds shit before the cameras even role
     
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    You mean normal Mutant Ninja Turtles?
     
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    richie_stix gomby plz

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    dark style (like the original comic)

    (note, these arent from the original but a homage)

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    now youre talking old boy, that id like to see. of course they can be flipping alien mutant turtles, no problem, but ill tell you what the fuck they cant be is teenage mutant hero turtles, that is an abomination that has haunted the franchise from its early beginnings in new york. its ninja turtles obviously ffs.
     

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