Lord Ahmed puts £10m bounty for Barack Obama and George W. Bush?

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel what is it that hears?

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    full story

    proof that waffle ahmed is a cunt??

     
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  2. cptunicorn

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    he really wants to push up his killstreak
     
  3. Catsel

    Catsel what is it that hears?

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    why was a Pakistani made a fuckin Lord?? wtf is that?

    didn't Pakistan go to war with the British Raj way back when?

    plus Ahemd is pakistani! cunt



















    p.s.

    :teeth:
     
  4. cptunicorn

    cptunicorn Member

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    Agreed. The title of 'Lord' should only be granted to those who have displayed prestigous and superior qualities.

    Like Lord Baltimore, Lord Nelson or Lord Voldemort.
     
  5. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    my friend purchased a 1 square foot piece of land for under £100

    officially he can now use the lord prefix
     
  6. Catsel

    Catsel what is it that hears?

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    really? if you own land you can be a lord?

    what if you own a house?
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    ThePapa Babalu Irie..

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    lol. so funny how this thread suddenly became all about how to become a 'Lord'.

    My advice is, search the nearest river for a gold ring with elvish engravings.
     
  10. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Bugger a man for a thrupenny and you can become a gaylord, so i heard, on the shire
     
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  11. Catsel

    Catsel what is it that hears?

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    [​IMG]

    monicle thread
     
  12. dirty breaks

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    we don't really need any more proof tbh.
     
  13. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    what is this thread all about
     
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  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i cant say i know its all rather abstract but but but there is some quality posts going on
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Hate to put a dampener on it. But thats all bullshit. And it wouldnt be Lord anyway it would be Laird. But its all bullshit. The companies that do these simply change your name by deedpoll.... so if you name was previously Dave Gorman.... it would now be Lord Dave Gorman... as in.... your first name is Lord... not your title. They then try to officiate this by giving you the deeds to a tiny piece of land.... this is also bollocks.... you do get the land... but your leasing it not owning it and also... your name on the Title Deeds for the land is just your name... it doesnt display your Title.... so when you receive your deeds... they simply display your first and last name..... "Lord Gorman". Which to more stupid of the worlds population think that it makes you a Lord.


    If you want to be a Lord in this way... simply go to deedpoll and change your first name to Lord. Job done. But it does not make you an actual Lord.
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i spent the last two hours feverishly trying to figure out what color mauve is???
     
  17. dirty breaks

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    sort of a pale taupe colour i think.
     
  18. fractal

    fractal Well-Known Member

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    taupe? what the fuck is taupe? i always thought mauve was a darkish pastel purple
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    TAUPE>?!?!? ark ill never get any work done at this rate
     
  20. Catsel

    Catsel what is it that hears?

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    Grullo?
     

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