Job Hunting

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  1. armed mk2

    armed mk2 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Admittedly, the last year or so i've been slacking, still applying for shit, but just not really putting much effort into it. But for the last 2 weeks i've been working seriously hard trying to get my shit together, and it's getting me nowhere.

    I've been to every major town within a 10 mile radius handing out CV's and querying about job openings at every shop and warehouse i can find, i've signed up at 5 different employment agencies and even applied for voluntary work, but have i received a single call? fuck no. It's times like this that i throw my principles out the window and actually consider joining the army.

    anyone have suggestions? I'm at the end of my tether
     
  2. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva DJ BUSTER

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    jesus hes back.
     
  3. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Member

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    pan handling?
     
  4. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    Buskin'?

    On a less serious note, you got yourself banned and still somehow your diary manages to slime its way in here, what's up with that?
     
  5. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva DJ BUSTER

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    ok im going to get this down for you...

    FUCK THE JOBCENTRE. that will not help you. Get on read and look for warehouse work.. there is fucking shit loads. if not that get a data entry job. 16 k starting salary. Get your local paper and look for jobs in that. guarentee there will be new jobs every week. If not go to sainsburys or tesco or waitrose or asda.

    If you still cant get one.. whore yourself.
     
  6. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Member

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    what what in the butt?
     
  7. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz Ⓓ Ⓔ Ⓡ Ⓟ

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    i.p ban plz
     
  8. Smickus

    Smickus Active Member

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    First thing that most job seekers don't seem to understand is that most job agencies/people you give CVs to won't do shit unless you actually PHONE THEM BACK!

    Follow up on every CV you have handed out, follow up on every application form you have sent out, blah blah blah

    A lot of employers will only speak to the people that phone them back if there's 200 people applying for the same job, because only a small percentage will bother phoning them...
     
  9. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    dear diary

    bla bla bla moan im a gimp etc



    FACK OFF AHMED
     
  10. DeeGun

    DeeGun Socialist

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    Join the army..then before you would have to go there where nobody wants to go..leave.
     
  11. dirty breaks

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    yep.
     
  12. DeeGun

    DeeGun Socialist

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    Oh I thought this was only a german stupidity..I mean if you have a job to give, why would you actually sit and wait? Why not employ somebody instead of these shitty games?
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you have to get the right guy for the right job deegun. make sure he isnt... unsuitable, shall we say.
     
  14. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    fixed
     
  15. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Member

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    i love your hatred of ahmed.

    its inspiring
     
  16. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Join the Army
     
  17. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    spend 2 weeks looking for job no luck

    JOIN THE ARMY

    :teeth:
     
  18. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to armed mk2 again.

    seriously man up.
    u asked to be banned because you come on here too much and blamed that on your lack of ability in job hunting.

    u come across as a little bitch and quite frankly a little annoying so why would you be any different in person.
    who is going to want to employ that?
    hunt those jobs down and act like you want them. try to get a job where you wont be able to use the internet all day.

    don't join the army, you wont last 5 seconds and I dont want my taxes paying for you to have your limbs replaced.

    get out there and find a job.
    1 word ... mcdonalds.
     
  19. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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  20. DeeGun

    DeeGun Socialist

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    Yes BUT..the right guy might not be the one that phones me back for whatever reasons. The right guy is the one I pick. Because I want him or her to work for me. :shabba:
     

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