Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RocksteadyUK, May 19, 2009.
So is this:
In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed
i had a tommy in indonesia and munked in there faces
Wow, never heard of that and I live here, lol...
which head do they decapitate!
America has the most stupid laws, like one where it's illegal to wear a hat backwards on a Wednesday or something equally ridiculous.
umm that is perhaps a bit harsh
in California you gotta be 16 to buy a gun
-::- -::- (certain parts) weed is completely decriminalized
in most states you have to be 21 to gamble
you gotta be 21 to buy alcohol (i think)
-::- -::- be 16 to drive a car
LOl i love random laws..
remember reading one about only being able to piss in the street if its against your car and it has to be on the rear right wheel or something ridiculous like that haha!
A woman cannot drive a car while she is dressed in a house-coat.
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
It is illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
Belvedere: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
Blythe: A person must own at least two cows before he is permitted to wear cowboy boots in public.
Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than 2000 sheep down Hollywood Bouleward simultanously.
L.A.: A man can legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap, preferably in advance.
L.A.: You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
L.A.: If robbing a bank, shooting at the teller with a water gun is prohibited.
Okland: Illegal to rob a birds nest from a public cemetery.
Ventura County: Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
top 15 crazy laws. lol
# If you were posting a letter in England and by accident put the stamp (with the picture of the Queen) up side-down, you’d be committing an act of treason.
# In Arkansas, a man is legally allowed to beat his wife only once a month.
# In Florida it is forbidden for any woman to parachute on Sunday afternoons unless she is married.
# In France you could be put in prison for naming a pig Napoleon.
# In Iowa, it is forbidden for any kiss to last more than 5 minutes.
# In Nova Scotia, Canada, you’re not allowed to water your lawn when it is raining.
# In England, committing suicide is punishable by death.
# In Denmark one is not allowed to start a car if someone is under the vehicle.
# In Alabama it is against the law for a person to drive whilst blindfolded.
# In Israel it is illegal to pick your nose on a Saturday.
# In Saudi Arabia, it is forbidden for a woman to drive a car. (They must have the world’s safest roads then).
# In Singapore, if you are caught littering three times, you’re made to clean the streets on Sundays wearing a banner that says, “I am a litter bug.” A picture of you is then put on the local news. (I like this law very much).
# In Indonesia you could be decapitated if found masturbating. (Mum was right then, you could go blind. Sorry I couldn’t resist it.)
# In Korea, it is illegal to eat stray cats.(That’s why I always go for the neighbour’s pet.)
# In Bahrain, it is illegal for a male doctor to look at a woman’s genitals at an examination. “How can he examine her then?”, I hear you ask. Well, he can only look at her private bits in a mirror. (But don’t mirrors show your reflection back to front?)
In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long (how the fuck do they conceal it??)
In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague
The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally the property of the King; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the Queen - in case she needs the bones for her corset.
decapitation is stronging it a bit.
hanging would be more humane. that way they can asphyxiwank to death.
In my house, the penalty for masturbation is public flogging/fapping.
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