Has anyone ever broken their banjo string shagging ?

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  1. Radius

    Radius No Tuk Tuk Today

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    Well ? have u ( All except Voice cos you have broken urs in a bottom )
     
  2. the_voice

    the_voice Active Member

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    yes !!!
     
  3. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    i tried to play the banjo whilst humping it didnt work out, barre chords are a fucker whilst you got tits flapping in your face
     
  4. Black Homo

    Black Homo Member

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    Many but never my own
     
  5. hankevans83

    hankevans83 jump up production!!

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    welll...... hmmmmmm no second thoughts better not :happy:
     
  6. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    Npt personally although it happened to a mate. Not pleasant!
     
  7. hankevans83

    hankevans83 jump up production!!

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    how do you know it wasnt pleasent if it happend to ya mate???:D:D




    you wernt envolved were u :D:D
     
  8. DJ Photon

    DJ Photon 1/2 of LUNOS

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    no but ive broken a girls sugar bowl, does that count
     
  9. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix Maverick Renegade

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    nah but my mates broke his a few times shaggin an few times wankin lol
     
  10. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    how can u manage that? he must perposely pull lol
     
  11. Welsh Junglist

    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    That's what I was thinking, violent strokes going on there like haha.
     
  12. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    would have to tug hard that it hurts.. wtf u wanna do that for :confused:
     
  13. DJOctane

    DJOctane Planetdnblive.co.uk

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    lol at the "Learn to play the banjo" advert at the bottom of this page

    Never fully snapped it, have mildly damaged it before though lol!
     
  14. Gumby

    Gumby Well-Known Member

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    details plz
     
  15. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Yeah I have, funny story now although it most certainly wasn't at the time..
     
  16. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    don't usually play banjo while i have sex, well sometimes when i'm alone...
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    do you have sex alone or other
     
  18. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    well i dont play banjo so good so alone yes
     
  19. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva DJ BUSTER

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    mybanjo string is still nicely intact !
     
  20. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    i was shagging a girl on her bedroom floor once. my head knocked into her bedside cabinet and a loaded ashtray fell all over the back of my head and in her face. Thought, 'can we carry on?' simply no.
    Made a lot worse by me being a non smoker.
    I wont go into why i have secured the nick name "REDBEARD"

    no to the banjo tho
     

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