GOD HAS FAILED YOU! I know one an only religion....

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel what is it that hears?

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    ok basically, we all worship an owl.

    not just any owl. the ones that sit in the road and don't move even when u've drriven past them, they will not move. because they do not gove a fuck about you.

    anytime something good happens in day to day life, you must reference that the owl spoke of this good fortune, therefore it happened. nothing bad ever happens within owl teachings

    and we all go round talking about some secret owl society that doesn't really exist, an owl book that was never written and a prophecy that will never be spoken because owls cannot speak!

    thats pretty much it. the owl cannot see into the future nor can it see into the past, such events do not matter.



    yay margaritas
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  2. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    Ill have what your havin

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    i got my tin foil hat at the ready
     
  3. Catsel

    Catsel what is it that hears?

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    no need for tin hats my friend. the owls will not protect u
     
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    ThePapa Babalu Irie..

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    I wont worship an owl that refuses to protect me Castel.
     
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  5. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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  6. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i got my tin foil hat at the ready
     
  7. Catsel

    Catsel what is it that hears?

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    the owl will not send plagues, or tidal wavish, nor hurricanish, nor thyine earthquackih.. there fore protection is not needed!


    and the owl does noth care about thyine seexal activities
     
  8. ThePapa

    ThePapa Babalu Irie..

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    You're going to have a molten lava problem on your hands I must warn you.








    On a lighter note will mice become sacred?
     
  9. dirty breaks

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    is it Baphomet. we all worship Baphomet. Illuminati shit agwarn in this thread.
     
  10. Catsel

    Catsel what is it that hears?

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    no. nothing is sacred. not even the owl.

    owls do not have names. lower pond life beings have names.
     
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  11. dirty breaks

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    yes but Baphomet. Illuminati. 2012. Mayan Calender. This thread. it's all linked.
     
  12. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i like music

     
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  13. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    lol
     
  14. Catsel

    Catsel what is it that hears?

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    because of calander shit. cesar. romans. the mayan calander eded months ago! the owl made this happen.

    the owl has been sat on thyine original roman road for millenia.. sitting there, watching man make fire and such.

    yay margaritas
     
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    ThePapa Babalu Irie..

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    I feel humbled. Behold the owl...

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  16. Catsel

    Catsel what is it that hears?

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    BEHOLD! HIS EYES, THEY DO NOT MOVE! BUT HIS NECK, MOVITH ALL THE WAY ROUND!
     
  17. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    no as cool as a golden eagle.
     
  18. ThePapa

    ThePapa Babalu Irie..

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  19. Catsel

    Catsel what is it that hears?

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    thats like saying mohamed is cooler than moses or w/e



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    hes rockin out to some 2014 drum n bass.. he has them dubz alreadyish
     
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  20. dirty breaks

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    Owly C got the freshest dubplates cut to 174 bpm. exclusive shit you can't get for time bruv.
     

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