- Joined
- Nov 29, 2001
The forums going to be moving from Vbulletin to Xenforo at some stage hopefully pretty soon. Will keep everyone posted.
Benefits of the upgrade:
Note: We are also converting the forum over to the international language of smiley faces & cute puppies as it lightens the mood and prevents language barriers. English will no longer be supported.
Benefits of the upgrade:
- Easier login methods - The new software supports fingerprint login, retina scanning, needle login with DNA blood type support, 360 degree facial recognition with selfie stick facebook photo integration, infrared body temperature login (with ebola, bird flu, swine flu and SARS temperature warning), voice recognition with phone company meta data profiling, and finally google maps tracking login (simple type in your current location and the google maps API will check that you are in fact where you say you are.)
- Mind reading ability - The new software reads your mind and posts everything you are thinking without even typing. There is no option to turn mind reading off at this stage. The mind reading chip or MRC[SUP]TM[/SUP] for short, inserts into your body and tracks your every move so that you stay logged in. It also prevents you from drinking unpasteurized milk, researching alternative energy and wearing odd socks.
Note: We are also converting the forum over to the international language of smiley faces & cute puppies as it lightens the mood and prevents language barriers. English will no longer be supported.
