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  1. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    Anything Football related goes in here
    cheers to LOGIKZ for making this a sticky

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    TEAM NEWS
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  2. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    NEWS
    Tony Adams New PORTSMOUTH manager
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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  4. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    ScottyEightSix Maverick Renegade

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    CHELSEA RENT BOYS!
     
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    dubster001 f*** it

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    safety double safety

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    luton town? staying up or going down?

    i've been a few times this season and we're shit at home, on home form we're definatley going down, on away form we could stay up. my gut feeling is no though, i think we're off to the non leagues. started the season with minus 30 points, a quarter of the season in and we're still twenty points behind the team just out of the relegation zone. i don't think we can do it.

    so what i say fran, is fuck chelsea's home record, the only reason you were unbeaten for four years or whatever was because morinho wouldn't let his side attack, all the players spent most of the match lined up stroking each others dicks on the half way line. so stop bitching because you got beat by a team that are actually better than you.and come support a team with real problems*
     
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    ScottyEightSix Maverick Renegade

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    Heres a joke for you fran:

    There's a new teacher starting at a school in liverpool, or her first day to try an make friends with the class she asks everyone in the room who suports liverpool to put there hands up... Everyone apart from one little girl puts there hand up, so the teacher asks "dont you suport liverpool?" to wich the girl replies "no" the teacher then asks who she suports, and the little girl replies "West ham" the teacher then asks why she suports west ham, to which the girl replies "because my parents do." The teacher then asks "do you always do everything your parents do? What if your mum was a prostitute, and your dad was a crack head who robbed cars for a living?" to which the girl replies "well then I would be a liverpool fan"

    lol I know its a bit long winded, an I probly got bits wrong, but it cracked me up the first time I heard it
     
  9. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    stop trying to draw me in scotty

    haha safety man, i go watch sheffield wednesday every week, i know what its like watching a team of no hopers 4 years!
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    haha its pretty good man
    i remember going to watch wednesday play them and we wer singing (to the tune of "you are my sunshine")

    your just a scouser, an ugly scouser
    your only hap-py on Giro day
    your mums out stealin'
    your dads drug dealin'
    so dont you take my hubcaps away

    haha
     
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    ScottyEightSix Maverick Renegade

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    "Park... Park,
    where ever you maybe,
    You eat dogs in you own country,
    could be worse,
    could be scouse,
    eating rats in your council house."
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    do u actually sing that at him?

    we had 1 @ chelsea for Frank Leboeuf
    "Hes Here, Hes There, Hes Every-Fucking-Where, Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
    but after the match he said he didnt like the fans swearing so next week we changed it to
    "Hes Here, Hes There, We're Not Allowed To Swear, Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"

    haha

    also ill always remember singing at Tromso, a part-time team from norway or summat
    "Whats it like to play on grass?"

    good times!
     
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    ScottyEightSix Maverick Renegade

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    It's not really directed at him, but in short... yes.
     
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    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    ok after reading this thread an official apoligy to spiderfran ........"chelsea rent boy" sorry ad to say it! No i do apoligise mate ez
     
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    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    heres a song we sing on the terraces at old trafford

    viva john terry
    viva john terry
    he cud av won the cup
    but he fucked it up
    viva john terry
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Predictions people?

    Champ League?
    Prem?
    FA Cup?
    Carling Cup?
    Championship?
    La Liga etc etc etc
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    sound bruv!
    no quarms!

    Predictions
    Champions League: All English Final again dunno what teams
    Premiership: Chelsea, Arsenal, Hull, Man U
    FA Cup: Aston Villa
    Carling Cup: Chelsea
    UEFA Cup: Aston Villa
    Championship: QPR, Birmingham, SHEFF WED!
    La Liga: Barca!
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Champ League: All English final
    Prem: Arsenal, Chelsea or Man U
    FA Cup: Villa maybe
    Carling Cup: Arsenal
    Championship: Brum
    La Liga: Barca
     
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    ScottyEightSix Maverick Renegade

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    Champ League? United
    Prem? United
    FA Cup? United
    Carling Cup? United
    Championship? Dont care :teeth:
     

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