Decent Fake I.D's?

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  1. sam the dnb man

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    Anyone know where to get decent fake I.D's that actually work?
    ive seen a few of my mates ones and they look shit
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Purchase a decent tog moustache and bowler hat, pon a tweed jacket and corduroy trousers and walk with a quivver

    no one doubts such age in this day and age wot wot
     
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    I do look old enough, most of the time depends if my hair is short.
    I know 19 year olds who look younger than me.
    but i cant be fucked to go all the way to matter or something then get turnt away
     
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    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    Fake passports for around £2000

    Really profesional jobs can go for like £16000 i kid you not
     
  6. DJ Photon

    DJ Photon 1/2 of LUNOS

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    fuck that for a laugh

    id rather eat my own semen
     
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    I work in a bar, and there are very few fake IDs that actually work. Don't get any kind of european drivers license, or any license that is pink and isn't a full uk driving license. Those things stick out like a sore thumb.

    There are some kicking about that are quite good. Proper fake provisionals, the only difference is that the UV mark doesn't show up under UV light, so if you manage to get hold of one of those, avoid places that might use a UV light to check, because apparently those cards can cost about £100.

    In all honesty mate, just wait it out. Drinking at a couple of pubs locally is all that many people do until they can get in with ID at superclubs and that... Unless you're a girl with massive tits who will look 40 when they're 30.

    It will be much sweeter when you've just turned 18, and the weekend after you're dancing about to Andy C in Matter, with a flashing 18 badge pinned to you, and sick down your shirt!!! :D:D
     
  8. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    u could just grow older???
     
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    is there something wrong with eating your own semen?
    :confused:
     
  10. sam the dnb man

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    ive been to big clubs and shit like 16+ raves and stuff but im sick of people who have no clue about the music or any passion like i do lol.
     
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    16+ raves = gay
    i'm never stepping foot into one

    it's all about the free parties for now, i don't mind waiting a year and a bit tbh
     
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    DJ Photon 1/2 of LUNOS

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    sam what was that thing like the other night mang?

    did u have a ball
     
  13. sam the dnb man

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    have you actually been to one mate?

    dont get me wrong they are sick!! but at times you meet people who have no clue and are just there for the ladies.
    if i wanted to go somewhere just for women id goto a garage/bassline (i wont say rave) event.

    I went to ministry of sound last night and it was rather good, although it wasnt as good as the one before because Andy C was there and i was just on a high for the whole night after his set.

    but still mate dont knock it till you've tried it.
    its not full of little kids as you might think
     
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    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    Free partys = good times
    used to go 2 loads of them up and down the country
     
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    something called Lets Go Crazy @ Ministry Of Sound.
    I was promoting for it for a while im suprised i didnt get round to making a thread on here about it to be honest.

    was a good night
     
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    this one i went to last night wasnt free.
    fucking £20 for a standard ticket it was! took the piss abit.
    but still it is worth it if you actually listen to the music unlike quite a lot of the people there lol.

    im trying to get the guy who runs it to book you mr Noize
     
  17. DJ Photon

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    who was there Sam
     
  18. DJNoize

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    i ment like free partys in fields/warehouses
    :)

    Its madness u get the party line number,, and its just an answer machine message with directions... and sometimes the location changes so your in the cars fooookled,, hunting 4 the party
    RAAAAAAA
     
  19. RocksteadyUK

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    Haha!! What? Passports are pretty cheap down these ways. £300 for non European passport. And anywhere between 500 and 1500 for European except for UK which will probably be about £2500 for a decent flavour. £3500 for a full on chipped passport.

    French ID card u can get for £50 looks exactly like the real thing

    UK driving licence you could get for about £100. Maybe a bit more these days.

    These are all things that have been offered to me while I've been working in a bank.
     
  20. sam the dnb man

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    Wiley, Mstrkrft(what the fuck is that shit), Sway, Rusko, Man Like Me, James Harwood, Nathan Flutebox Lee.

    Shy Fx, Stamina, TC(was very good actually), Eksman, Brookes Brothers(cant remember who was mcing for them but he was pretty good actually), Ruffstuff with Skibadee & Fun, Distorted Minds, Mistabishi(didnt see him though not sure if he turned up)

    there where some other people which where sheduled in room 3 but they arent worth mentioning really...mainly music that annoys me was meant to be played in there.

    Wiley and Sway fucked the whole night up though...they turnt up late so some drum & Bass acts where playing in different rooms at the same time and lame house/techno whatever it was, was being played at the same time which really annoyed me cos its fucking shit to be honest!

    IC3 was meant to be there but i didnt get to see him:(
    had a good conversation with Stamina when it finished though...one of the safest guys ive ever met
     

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