Best Fruit Machine

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  1. phillips11

    phillips11 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Whats pays out the most/your favourite?

    ITBOX IS HUGE!!

    Gambling is the don end of
     
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  2. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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  3. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Fruit machine, its all lies i tell ya, LIES!! LIES!!
     
  4. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Gambling is good for:

    a) math geniuses who can count cards and win

    and

    b) the mathematically challenged who don't realise how much they are being taxed

    Booze & hookers are a better way to spend your money.
     
  5. phillips11

    phillips11 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    You are a fool not to gamble.

    Gambles is what makes life worth living!!
     
  6. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    I gambled with a python, the python lost
     
  7. slimbo011

    slimbo011 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    gambling.is.gay

    END THREAD/
     
  8. efil4ssab

    efil4ssab Skematix DJ

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    thought you meant dis :wave:

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  9. perspective

    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    Theres a couple of guys at the place where i work that rinse the fruitys every night. if they are on a shift, they keep an eye on people on the machines and if they don't see them pay out will usually hit the jackpot (£35) after putting a few quid in. I see them do it almost every night now. Probably also helps that they know the machines really well 'cos they've been there ages! Easy money if you know how.

    Also, the probability of winning on one of those stacker machines goes down ridiculously after somebody wins a major prize. It's adjustable but by default it goes up again to between 10% and 25% after 400 plays depending on how many minor prizes it has given out in between. If we have a busy weekend at work then on sunday or monday night you can walk out with a nintendo DS, camera or ipod for about 7 or 8 quid. most of the major prizes will get about £30 to £50 on eBay, more usually for a DS if you don't open it.

    Again, good money if you know how :)
     
  10. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    DEAL OR NO DEAL!!!
     
  11. Jacomelli

    Jacomelli J4COM3LL1

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    You know, best one about at the mo....My mate won big the otherday.
     
  12. Ch4ndler

    Ch4ndler I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Buckaroo ftw
     
  13. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    NAH.................. the best bandits are the time bandits
     
  14. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    if im right itboxs arent even fruit machines there more like electronic pub quizzez. fruit machines themselves are shit in my opinion but gambling is great fun. i only play poker or gamble on sports i have my own little account which i ant topped up in over a year now and jus make calculated sports bets. poker i admit am addicted to poker and need to stop as internet poker isnt a fair game.
     
  15. kenyon

    kenyon @ The Crack Spot

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    if you have a favorite fruit machine you have a proplem
     

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