The Gush. READ IF UR MALE!

[spiderfran286]

the video is just sound. probs unless u have headphones...

a medical condition the affects many males worldwide.



'Groin going off like a sick snake'

[Moskit]

Could you summarise for the people that can't see at work please Fran?

Notice i'm calling you Fran now & not Francis...

[spiderfran286]

Could you summarise for the people that can't see at work please Fran?

Notice i'm calling you Fran now & not Francis...

honestly, u don't want me to summarize it. u wanna wait till u can enjoy it in its entirety! u will only thank me for it later!

[Moskit]

I would thank you if I could Francis.

[Fortune^]

It's hard to stay soft as a mouse in a big sexy twat.

[Fortune^]

Also, Raging Speedhorn did a song about it.

[Treazon]

Is this the one from the guy that did Brasseye? A medical condition thingymajig where you can't stop...

[spiderfran286]

I would thank you if I could Francis.

honest mate, this is right up your street, i know it!

It's hard to stay soft as a mouse in a big sexy twat.

'you can't keep up when your firing your moisturiser like a fucked up oil rig'

Is this the one from the guy that did Brasseye? A medical condition thingymajig where you can't stop...

yeah, from his radio shows called 'Blue Jam'

[spiderfran286]

AND ALL THE TIME HE WAS FIRING THE FUCK JUICE AND HE WAS JUST BEGGING TO BE SHOT

[Joey AdhD]

so u cant stop jizzin? is that what this is about....

[spiderfran286]

so u cant stop jizzin? is that what this is about....

Prolonged and incessant ejaculation, resulting in death.

"The firsht guy that ever wash to get The Gush wash Dean Dorsey. I've sheen the clip. He'sh doing the snot shot, and suddenly there'sh thish real panic on hish face, and he just keeps shtaring down at himshelf whimpering "oh my god, oh my god," like a shad voice, freaky clown. He'sh coming with the tears in his voice, but they are not there. It ish bad."

- Dutch Pornstar, Rudy van Winkel

[Joey AdhD]

THAT SOUND RANK...THERE ARE SOME CLASS QUOTES IN THIS THO...

"at the time of his death he wieghed about the same as 3 squirrals" lmao

[spiderfran286]

THAT SOUND RANK...THERE ARE SOME CLASS QUOTES IN THIS THO...

"at the time of his death he wieghed about the same as 3 squirrals" lmao

"and when they cremated him, they couldnt burn his testicles...."

"I threw ice on his balls, Tried to de-stimulate him with a dog carcass"

"Clutching a supply of dick nappies, trying to cram in as many jobs as possible til the spunk turns red"

[Fes Rock]

Ive been with girls that get EXTREMELY wet. Love it. its like all of your mid section is soaked in maple syrup and manages to creep all the way too your gouch. It makes you feel good about yourself.

[Treazon]

FAIL Fes.