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[logikz]

i need a time out. my whole brain is bubbling with images of medeival torture. maybe i should get some rum after all

[jmzmaloney]

I'm gunna start referring to my penis as the Judas Chair

[logikz]

i recall a torture device from my childhood, known as the german chair. they strap you in and you cant breathe but if you do it breaks your spine. theres something you dont hear about every day.

[jmzmaloney]

They really had torture locked down back in the day. Not like now:-

"Tell me what I need to know"
"No"
"Fucking tell me goddamnit"
"No"
"TELL ME"
"OK"

[Sammy_Dodger]

Your parents sound crewel.

[logikz]

one torture method used in italy was throwing a motherfker down the stairs. the stairs...

[Sammy_Dodger]

or into a buslane

[jmzmaloney]

What about bumming a guy, staring at the person your trying to get answers from, saying "Your next if you dont answer my questions", thats gotta work right, the Scandinavian approach

[subprime]

What about bumming a guy, staring at the person your trying to get answers from, saying "Your next if you dont answer my questions", thats gotta work right, the Scandinavian approach

Or in Holland 'you're next if you answer my questions'

[jmzmaloney]

Or in Holland 'you're next if you answer my questions'

Thats brilliant, so if he answers he still gets bummed, I like your style, you need your own African country

[logikz]

scary. the lsd king of stockholm would during the 90s have an enforcer known as aids-dragan, who was very nasty indeed.
he hijacked a dude on the street, drove him out into the forest together with his own huge german sheppard.
shot the dog, drove the dude back.

[jmzmaloney]

Hahahhah amazing

[logikz]

its a pretty inexplicable method of torture, but it works real good.

[jmzmaloney]

I know what you mean, its like getting into an arguement with a dude in a bar, then smashing a glass into your own face, just to show how angry you are

[subprime]

Thats brilliant, so if he answers he still gets bummed, I like your style, you need your own African country

I'm almost there, where do I find an african tree?