Blaze?
I could never do Class A's without any smoke aboot





Blaze?
I could never do Class A's without any smoke aboot





The thing about drugs that help you stay up all night partying is they sometimes make it harder to stay in bed all night sleeping, funny that.
“A mind for ever
voyaging through strange seas of Thought, alone.”
Chief Poison Tester






so my mate's a dickhead.
We decided to get the substances in for saturday, yesterday, as they were available and best to avoid any nasty surprises on the day like last time when my guy got nicked on the way to meet us. Anyway, as it was his birthday, and we intended to go up town that night, which is shit, we decided to have a little bit each and save the rest for saturday night. (MISTAKE: I left my bit at his)
Anyway, he pops up on the facebook skat just now asking me if i can get more, i abruptly reply with 'why?' only to find out that he and his step dad have been boshing their way through my drugs, gurning their grins off all day, in his defense, he intended to buy more, but still just assumed that i can even get it...
so, he's a dickhead for...
1) Taking the rest of my bit on the assumption that i can even get hold of any more tomorrow
2) Taking the rest of my bit without asking depsite having opportunity to actually do so (wouldn't mind if it's a guarantee i can get hold of more)
3) Deciding to drop MDMA two days in a row, despite the fact we're supposed to be going to cable tomorrow night and thus dropping more...so he's going to be completely deadout, have some serious tolerance, and most likely be a miserable cunt all night thanks to him draining his serotonin. And he's the one that was hyped for it more than me.
Dick move on his part?










Just give him some different drugs to take the third night. The rule is you don't do the same one over and over, change them up and you're good to go!
“A mind for ever
voyaging through strange seas of Thought, alone.”
Chief Poison Tester
take copious amounts of k





One word: Lucy.
That bird will sort you out man, she takes care of you and makes sure you take care of yourself. And she makes the drums and base womp womp hit you in like the balls like an electromagnetic sledgehammer sends a bolt of yellow green and purple lightning up your ass and straight back to the primordial soup you're all alone, you're all one, it's violent but it's beautiful, and then when you get home you have a wank thinking of that bird, you know the one, it will feel desperate but strangely purposeful and upon completion the wank will send ripples of cosmic energy trough the fabric of space time and her cunt hairs will pick them up like little antennae and she'll hear a sound like inside the submarines in the movies and she'll know, man. She'll know.
“A mind for ever
voyaging through strange seas of Thought, alone.”
Chief Poison Tester







Your friend and his stepdad sound like a pair of winners. What fantastic parenting.
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