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[Castel]

chilled out kind of bohemian zone ....smoke weed in the backyard .... kids .....touching random buttons and shit and then there'd be a loud noise and the children would get really surprised

sounds abit ...

[ApeCat]

get off google maps son....nash mills ain't my ends.

Still, I was pretty close, init! Good detective work that. The Bird and I've set up our own detective agency. We've only had a few cases so far, but we solved all of them. One involved a bench in the graveyard, a bunch of women's glossy magazines, a pair of tired old sandals and a beer bottle that someone had murdered. We were doing proppa CSI field work, photographing the scene and everything and it turned out it was that lady who'd just popped down to the tap where they get the water for the grass and stuff for a drink all along. Case closed!

[ApeCat]

sounds abit ...

Hey, tell Akmed, this is his fantasy after all, I'm too grown up and mature to live in fantasy worlds, I've got proper adult real life shit to deal with. Like my detective agency.

[logikz]

can you play any song by taake? voldtekt could be it fit as a kind of scooby doo theme song to your agency.

[ApeCat]

Strictly film noir hash powered jazz trumpets and a drummer on cheap whiskey playing with those brushy things following no beat but the broken heart of the very large melancholic black man with the kind eyes on double bass. We're also trying to find a pet monkey that we can train to do surveillance missions and side quests to change up the pace and add a sort of light hearted comedy relief element to the episodes every now and again. Then the bad guys capture him and make him a heroin addict sometime in season 2 and the show goes all grim and dark with totally mature themes and shit like that.

[armed]

well i just ate the nicest sausage sandwich in existence, without doubt.

spanish chorizo style pork sausages, fried to perfection, in between two slices of tiger bread (the inside side of each slice soaked briefly in the chorizo juices) all topped with a rather generous helping of grated extra mature cheddar (the sort that crumbles if a fly lands on it)....oh my.

[ApeCat]

Tiger.. bread?

[armed]

Tiger.. bread?

recently renamed to 'giraffe bread' thanks to a rather touching letter sent in to a popular supermarket chain by a young girl

[fractal]

dont get me started on the bullshit that is giraffe bread. im pretty sure it originated in tiger bay, wales, hence its name 'tiger bread' fucking sainsburys are wankers. like a fucking 2 year old can even write a letter

[Castel]

recently .............................. touching ............................... a young girl

sounds abit ...

[ApeCat]

Hah!!

[armed]

kinda goes against the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing doesn't it?

fucking bullshit police state we live in http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesi...=FBCNETTXT9038

[Harry3]

ennet was reading about that earlier here: http://www.thelondonvandal.com/2012/...-for-olympics/

artists who havnt been painting for 15 years getting arrested for doing fuck all then released on bail but cant go within 1 mile of the olympic venues until November, even when some of them work in that area...

[ApeCat]

Fucking Skyrim. It's not even fun, you just play to get your fix. "Just one more dungeon so it's crossed off the list. Just one more quest because I'm close to where I need to be anywhere. Oh shit, there's a dragon, okay let's just kill one more dragon so I can unlock a new shout. Just one more level-up so I can get that new perk.." It just never fucking ends, does it?

[armed]

silly me thinking i'd be able to sleep last night...lying in bed gurning for 6 hours will have to do.