
Originally Posted by
ApeCat
Dude, a lady like that you can't just have your cock hanging out your tracksuit pants, a lady that fine you gotta romance her, you know?
Take her out for dinner at a fancy restaurant and act like she already likes you all night, this will make her like you like magic. Stop at a kind of shady bar for cocktails but as long as you seem like you know the place she'll feel safe. The shadier the place and the more confident you act the better.
Let her jokes lead into yours, talk about how she feels about things - chicks are big on feelings - and drop subtle hints about sex in your conversation without acting too crude.
Then you walk her to her door, thank her for a wonderful evening, ask he if she could ever ever find it in her heart to possibly do this again sometime and THEN you whip out your 2.7 inch 7th wonder of the world and slap it across her face for a bit.
Chivalry is truly dead these days...
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